elena02
Wayne, United States
Today, my house is so cold that I chipped a tooth from chattering so hard. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
dumbbb
United States
Great idea
Today, I tried to open the door with my mouth because my hands were full. I chipped a tooth. FML
530gangsta
Today, while having sex I managed to chip my tooth. FML
Anonymous
Hangry dude
Today, I accidentally bit so hard on my fork that I cracked my tooth. FML
ouch
Stockton, United States
Today, I cracked my tooth. I was so tired I put my pretzel stick in my tea and took a bite out of my spoon. FML
soccercrazed1520
France
Today, I was taking a warm shower when someone in my house flushed the toilet, making the shower extremely hot. In my rush to get out so I wouldn't get burned, I slipped and knocked a tooth out. FML
Corn-ed-Teeth
Today, I bit into a barbecue-ed corn cob, forgetting I had a filling on my chipped front tooth. I re-chipped it. FML
emisara93
Today, I chipped my tooth by biting down on my toothbrush. I don't know what hurts more: the irony or the fact I have no dental insurance until January. FML
yollew
United States
Today, I chipped a tooth trying to solve a Rubik's Cube. FML
Toothless
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Added flavor
Today, I was eating ice cream and struggling to chew a particularly hard chunk of chocolate. After finally breaking it into pieces, I spat it out because it tasted terrible. Then I discovered that I was missing my temporary crown. Now I have no upper molar. FML
Anonymous
Ireland
Today, I got hit in the mouth with a hockey stick and lost four teeth. Yesterday I got my braces of six years removed. FML
Top comments
idefka 34
get a space heater.
Warmonger_Smurf 29
Maybe some gum to pad them?
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Comments (39)
gamermonster 34
Wow, you should definitely add a timeklock on your heatings
gamermonster 34
And if someone's going to correct my grammar (if it was wrong) please note that English isn't my first language.
MonstreBelle 29
Your English is great! I only see a couple of errors, but they're very minor and your comment is completely understandable despite them. There are many people who can't write or speak English as well as you even though it's their native language. This is FML, not English class. If your comment is easily understood, then don't even sweat the small stuff.
gamermonster 34
Thank you :)
idefka 34
get a space heater.
False_Stupidity 42
Cool!, your a chip off the Ol' tooth. Also, tooth be told, you should stop the chatter and go see a dentist about that.
Yastafari 16
Of course there'll always be someone doing the absolute most with the puns. Smh
HappyItalian 38
*You're.... Sorry, I couldn't resist.
Lalala579121 28
Well 5, we should all brush up on our puns once in a while.
Warmonger_Smurf 29
Maybe some gum to pad them?
jerbear91 18
get a heated blanket before you need dentures.
iwanttogotoparis 26
Time to visit the dentist
worldclassrager 41
That's intense...I take it your furnace is out of working order
IamComrade 16
As an Alaskan.I always wear pajama pants under my pants and tuck my pajamas into my socks. Then you just need some under armor and a hoodie.
Girlshotdown1 21
It must really suck loving in Alaska. I couldn't live there even if my life depended on it
AyeJay101 25
Never thought that was possible outside of cartoons....
ShortieRose 30
This sounds fake... I call shenanigans