Lonely
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I fell asleep while masturbating. I'm so bad that I bore myself. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Today, my hand fell asleep while I was masturbating. My own body rejected me. FML
44haley44
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I woke up to my pants off and my vibrator still on. I fell asleep masturbating. FML
hannahthedino
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Involuntary
Today, my friend spent the night. I now know that she masturbates in her sleep. FML
Sleepy head
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I fell asleep while my boyfriend and I were having sex. What's worse is that he didn't even notice. FML
Lonely Wanker
🌶️ Spicy
Cranking
Today, I started to cry while masturbating. This isn't the first time that this has happened. FML
pornhastaughtmenothing
Tacoma, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realized just how bad I am in bed when my girlfriend literally yawned the words, "Oh God" while attempting to fake an orgasm. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Can't be bothered
Today, I realised just how lazy I am when I was about to masturbate, but decided not to because I didn't want to put in the effort. FML
MyHeadHurts
Ireland 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I got bored looking at porn. FML
exhausted without relief
🌶️ Spicy
Bang one out
Today, I’ve been so stressed out lately about my health and mounting bills that my insomnia has returned with vengeance. I thought I’d masturbate to help get some relief, but turns out I’m too tired to even do the deed. Too exhausted to release, but my brain still won’t let me sleep. FML
MrAries
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I'm so sleep-deprived, I got a boner from just thinking about falling asleep. FML
Top comments
spitfire35 3
At least better than falling asleep while having sex. Oh wait, for that you'd need to be having sex.
itouchguy360 3
maybe you were just tired?
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Comments (66)
hellokittywhore 0
haha damn. that suxxx
Butcher_1419 0
date with Handrea and Hangela not going so well ey?
tedwin223 0
lol dick fail
amberceleste 0
haha awwwee that's a def fail
jamjenni2774 0
U can't make up something better than this
me5 0
I would go for "the stranger"
camaris 0
Ahh I'm sure your not that bad... maybe you were just tired.
Seth0 0
Dick Fail...
alphamalecells 0
how do you even know if this is a guy or a girl
eric62086 0
you... are... screwed!