MyHeadHurts
Ireland 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I got bored looking at porn. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Augusta, United States 🌶️ Spicy
****** addict
Today, trying not to watch porn, I started looking for a group workout program, then tried to create images that resembled my wife, then ended up watching porn. FML
areyouserious
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I caught myself yelling at the girl in the porn I was watching for looking at the camera every other second. FML
jakeeey
Brampton, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realized that I'm so depressed that I can't even watch porn without getting upset about how I can't get laid. FML
anon
Lehigh Acres, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Nailed it
Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. I guess she got bored because she started looking at her nails. FML
Anonymous
Manama, Bahrain 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I spent 5 hours organizing my porn collection on my computer. What the hell am I doing with my life? FML
Chimychunga
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Old school cool
Today, while helping my dad look for his watch, I found his porn collection. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Now watching
Today, I came home, turned on my laptop, and turned the TV on mute so I could check my email. My mom came home an hour later, took a look at me on the couch, then the TV, and asked what on earth I was watching. I looked up from my laptop and realized it was porn. FML
MeAgainDr
Perth, Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Caught in the act
Today, I was taking advantage of an empty house to try and re-spark my sex drive. Despite my best efforts, I got bored and started watching something else, but when my housemate returned suddenly, I panicked - gave a guilty shout and fumbled my dick away as I changed the monitor over - back to porn. FML
thoughtitwasspecial
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found a link to a porn website on my boyfriend's computer. A bit jealous, I asked why it was there. He told me that he thought thinking of me might get boring. FML
montanadinosaur
Tampa, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was watching porn, and ended up bawling because the girl in the video looked like my ex. FML
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CuteDumBlonde64 11
And the winner for "Best short FML" goes to....!
ClassyCommando 13
'"Today, FML."
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Comments (221)
AznShadowWc 9
Lmao. Go get some!
IceeCreamm 7
That's when you know lfes hit a new bottom.
Viciousstorms 7
Getting some > ****
GoW_Chick 15
Getting some > everything else
margie2194 12
Quit going to RedTube OP, I suggest xhamster. They're pretty bloody amazing.
theaws0m3guy 4
Well if your head hurts, you may want to stop...XD
KRS_13 0
Move onto hentai?
GhostlyGhoulish 1
So is xnxx
nonamericandolla 6
Omg! That's so tarring! Not It's not an FML
nicspot1 5
Yes they have some amazing stuff
RrLSf19 0
Give ur hand a break and adjust ur eyes to the sun!
kickassnumerouno 0
Lol! Go get some! ****** is better than ****.
yareens80 3
Q
jtthegr8 26
Get a girl/boyfriend then..?
markrs 0
Maybe OP is the type to not like actual sexual contact...You're missing out OP. *shakes head*
aceman1992 9
You just made an assumption, which makes you sir an ass.
Fiskerz 0
Your picture reminds me of the kid on Jumanji..@#2 when he turns into the monkey hybrid and goes to the local store. ^^
chili10 18
Wouldn't that mean he's dating said person just for the sex? That is frowned upon here.
ladyLALAA 29
You can have those kind of relationships also haha
jeob1992 8
It's called friends with benefits
GhostlyGhoulish 1
#2 Reminds me of Jim carrey in the movie "The Mask"
NessaRose4 7
Or a blow up doll?...
dav3800 7
Or make ****?
suargasm14 1
One does not simply "get a girl/boyfriend".
oliver86 8
^Read that in Sean Bean's voice
Jakesterk96 8
I like how you left an option for OP who is clearly male.
oliver86 8
I like how you assume OP is straight.
LimeSharpie 6
Lolz I just wanted a first comment but yeah so be happy :$ not cuz u got bored, just be happy cuz it's good
CuteDumBlonde64 11
And the winner for "Best short FML" goes to....!
ClassyCommando 13
'"Today, FML."
Torva_fml 16
But not just today.... Everyday!
Jakesterk96 8
Lol, I read this comment as "the shortest FML ever" which would be more funny. This FML makes hate how big my thumbs are.
jacob4592 0
Lmao u rule
daidax_238 26
You know what else is short?
bassdredd 2
then find some good p-[comment censored by SOPA]
FatSack 0
Maybe you're maturing. Or you have a dysfunction... Lol
hexblot 10
"you're holding it wrong"!
jtthegr8 26
Dysfunction....definitely
girl112891 7
I wonder which one I have.
AntiBody32123 5
How does that even happen?
JadeWalker 14
**** gets boring hella fast. its the same crap over and over. trust me i used to watch it.
AntiBody32123 5
It was a joke everyone takes it so seriously....
KiddNYC1O 22
Once I ****, it becomes Opera.
zombiegold 23
I used to get bored watching **** every day. I like to do it once a month now, so I can surprise myself with the updates.
zombiegold 23
When I was little, my friend told me about albino midget ****, so I looked it up out of curiosity. Worst day of my life.
stephissilly 18
i advise you to aquire a sexual partner.
captaincook_fml 1
Time to come out ya think ??
imhope 23
I was thinking the same thing
DABOSS25 6
You sir need a vacation
Rachel1987 4
Time to switch to the hardcore illegal stuff op.
RussianFox 13
I hope you don't mean child ****.
emodude44 0
I think he means snuff.
LydiaTankian 6
Both of them are disgusting !