Today, my class got baby dolls for the week to teach us how to be good parents. After school, I went to the store with my mom with the baby doll. When I got home, I realized that I left the baby doll in a shopping cart. FML
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Today, for my Teen Living class, all the students got a fake baby. In order to stop the baby from crying, you have to use the bracelet they provide. I lost the bracelet. I have the baby all weekend. FML
Today, I heard a baby crying while I was walking down the street. I walked around until I found it. In a dumpster. I immediately called the cops, completely freaking out. When the cops came, they pulled the baby out of the dumpster. It was a plastic baby doll. FML
Today, I was babysitting a couple of kids. I'd spent time with them before, so I brought my video game console to play with them. I forgot to take it home with me. They soon sold it to another kid for $10. FML
Today, I saw a lady with a stroller in the park. She stopped at the water fountain and got a drink, then left without her baby. I ran to the stroller and started rolling it after her. Two grown men attacked me, accusing me of trying to steal said baby. Turns out it was a baby doll. FML
Today, I picked up my daughter from preschool. Her teacher handed me her nap blankets and mentioned there was an extra article of clothing I might want to take home. I looked in-between the blankets and saw a pair of my giant granny panties that had gotten mixed in with her stuff. FML
Today, I passed a car, and heard a baby crying in the back seat. It was hot and no one was around. All the doors were locked so I broke it with a rock, cutting my arm and setting the alarm off. Only to find out that it was a realistic baby doll. I have to get 7 stitches and pay for the window. FML
Today, I went to Wal-Mart with my mom. She kept telling me to put my keys away so I wouldn't lose them. After a few times, I got annoyed and yelled at her. When we got back to her house, I realized I'd lost my keys. FML
Today, I woke up unusually early for an appointment and got ready real quick. Only after passing the front door did I realize I had forgotten my sleeping baby inside. FML
Today, I pooped in a drug store bathroom but forgot to flush. I left to go find my mom and found her in the toy section. I guess after I had walked away oblivious, a woman had walked into the bathroom behind me and found the kids I'd abandoned. She then came and found my mom and me, then yelled at me. FML
Today, I was grocery shopping when I left my cart to grab an item. I returned, and started pushing the cart again. Halfway through the store, a furious lady confronted me, demanding her cart back. I had to walk back in shame to find my own actual cart, which was now nowhere to be found. FML
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ragnarok1540 39
In high school sex-ed class (many years ago ... ) we had to carry an egg in a basket to represent a baby for 2 weeks. The first thing I did when I got home was to boil the egg to make it more resistant to “injuries”. I wonder if that works with real babies ... 🤔🤔🤔
BurnInDemonFire 39
Don't worry too much. There's probably at least two guys in your class that will have spent the week using their dolls as footballs.
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BurnInDemonFire 39
Don't worry too much. There's probably at least two guys in your class that will have spent the week using their dolls as footballs.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Jocks are the worst.
CharlesEmersonW 31
This is the silliest parenting "test" possible. The only thing that gets you ready for parenthood is just that.... becoming a parent. Anyone who thinks otherwise is just full of it
real life problems 26
Yes let's practice on a real child to realise how many are unfit parents. Dumbass
CharlesEmersonW 31
you're obviously too limited to understand what i was saying. nor are you a parent. also watch your language
Gabbz737 12
babysitting sorta prepares you for Parenthood...but nothing compares to being a full time parent.
ragnarok1540 39
In high school sex-ed class (many years ago ... ) we had to carry an egg in a basket to represent a baby for 2 weeks. The first thing I did when I got home was to boil the egg to make it more resistant to “injuries”. I wonder if that works with real babies ... 🤔🤔🤔
Lyshan 10
Hm i'd call that vaccination.
ChibiChibi_fml 28
And your teacher didn't fail you for the assignment? I've known people who did that type of lesson and at the end the teacher deliberately smashed the eggs just to verify people hadn't done that. If they had they were failed as having killed the baby whenever they decided to boil it.
1gullible_bugger 34
Hahaha this made me crack up..
Charlie Given 28
Many years ago in home at class in high school they gave us electronic baby dolls that would cry, pee and poop randomly and we had to keep them for a week it sucked 😒
ThrottleJockey 36
At least you didn't leave it in a hot car.
RichardPencil 32
I’ve got some good news and some bad news: Bad news: You’re too negligent to be a parent. The good news: You invented “reverse shoplifting!”
I can't stand leg puns! 23
Booooooooooooooooooooo!
Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15
don't have kids nuff said
Mungolikecandy 19
More an FML if you ever spawn.
julfunky 29
I never understood how someone could leave anything in a shopping cart. Step one: Put purchased items in cart Step two: Remove items from cart and put into car Do you not look into the cart to make sure you grabbed all of your items?
Helmut Arias Rodriguez 21
This is why I will never have kids