Lonely Wanker
🌶️ Spicy
Cranking
Today, I started to cry while masturbating. This isn't the first time that this has happened. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Corvallis, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Cranking
Today, I cried while masturbating because I genuinely couldn't think of a single person that would fuck me in real life. FML
Anonymous
Houston, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Crank
Today, I realized that I'm so lonely I can no longer whack off without bursting into tears and crying like a little bitch. FML
crier
Norfolk, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realized the moans I make when masturbating sound like I'm crying. I realized this when my neighbor pounded on the door asking if I was okay. FML
Lonely
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I fell asleep while masturbating. I'm so bad that I bore myself. FML
Anonymous
Saudi Arabia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I got caught masturbating, twice, by the same person. FML
SuperJesus
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I masturbated 3 times to the thought of my wife because we don't have sex anymore. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Today, my hand fell asleep while I was masturbating. My own body rejected me. FML
Depression...
United States 🌶️ Spicy
We finally made it
Today, I had my first orgasm. Unfortunately, it was during breakup sex. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Overdoing it a bit
Today, I masturbated so hard I got a cramp in my forearm muscle so unexpectedly that my hand spasmed, slipped off my penis, and I punched myself in the face. FML
dirtyhands
United States 🌶️ Spicy
False alarm
Today, I was masturbating on my inflatable air mattress that squeaks when you move. Suddenly, my mom burst into my room to ask if I was okay because she thought the squeaking was me crying. I ripped my hands from my pants and turned on my side; she walked over and grabbed my hands to console me. FML
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Warp1978 15
This maybe a sign of depression, I found myself in floods of tears after I came. Turns out the chemicals released after sex are similar to the ones in antidepressants and allowed me to let my guard down. You might want to talk to someone about it.
ahabsfan 17
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ahabsfan 17
Maybe you should reach out to sore clit girl. Put Tab D in Slot V and you could solve each other’s problem.
RichardPencil 32
Maybe you should invest in better ****?
Warp1978 15
This maybe a sign of depression, I found myself in floods of tears after I came. Turns out the chemicals released after sex are similar to the ones in antidepressants and allowed me to let my guard down. You might want to talk to someone about it.
Brian G 3
I don't understand the reasoning of anyone who would click on YDI. This is a sign that you have internal issues with your thinking. You should go to a therapist, and get to the bottom of this. It's likely that you're having this issue because you were sexually abused at some point in your life. A therapist can help you come to terms with this so that it doesn't affect other aspects of your life... like relationships.