Today, I’ve been so stressed out lately about my health and mounting bills that my insomnia has returned with vengeance. I thought I’d masturbate to help get some relief, but turns out I’m too tired to even do the deed. Too exhausted to release, but my brain still won’t let me sleep. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I'm so sleep-deprived, I got a boner from just thinking about falling asleep. FML
Today, I fell asleep while masturbating. I'm so bad that I bore myself. FML
Today, my brain hates me and refuses to let me sleep. No matter how physically exhausted I am, my mind just keeps racing. I just wanna get some sleep! FML
Today, my hand fell asleep while I was masturbating. My own body rejected me. FML
Today, it’s been so long since I've had sex, I dream about it every night and I can barely function mentally unless I masturbate frequently, otherwise I get random boners throughout the day that won’t go away, no matter how much I try to think about something else. FML
Today, I fucked up by jacking off. I have trouble getting "in the mood" due to medication and other things, so when I do I'm excited to enjoy myself, though it often takes a while and a lot of physical effort to get there. However, in the process of getting off today, I threw out my back and my hip. I'm only 29. FML
Today, my insomnia wins. I'm too wired and awake to sleep, but too stoned on my sleeping pills to get up and do something productive. FML
Today, I'm too sunburned to masturbate. Now I have nothing to do. FML
Today, I was finally diagnosed with insomnia. The trouble is, because of my physical disability, I also have diagnosed chronic fatigue. Barely can stay awake during the day, can't sleep at night. FML
Today, stress makes my ADHD skyrocket. I lost focus while rubbing one out and didn’t realize I forgot to finish while I was doing the dishes. When I went to my room to try to get the job done, I lost focus again and ended up doing laundry. Not exactly the load I had in mind. FML
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FluffythePink 23
Insomnia is an unholy thing. But you can get through it with rest. I found out from a psychologist that you don't need to actually sleep to at least semi rest your brain. Just settling down with your fav chill music (the more you know the music the better) on headphones, physically relaxing as much as you can and closing your eyes for the album can really help. It's kind of meditation, you focus on the music & let it drown out the thoughts for a while. It gives you an hour's mind break from the crap doing the fandango round your brain. That's got me through a lot of insomnia over the years, just knowing that rest and sleep aren't entirely the same thing and that regular resting can get you through it. I'm afraid I can't you help with the other problem though... Hope things get better for you soon.
mambamami15 2
u need a toy :)
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Nix188 13
go **** yo couch
FluffythePink 23
Insomnia is an unholy thing. But you can get through it with rest. I found out from a psychologist that you don't need to actually sleep to at least semi rest your brain. Just settling down with your fav chill music (the more you know the music the better) on headphones, physically relaxing as much as you can and closing your eyes for the album can really help. It's kind of meditation, you focus on the music & let it drown out the thoughts for a while. It gives you an hour's mind break from the crap doing the fandango round your brain. That's got me through a lot of insomnia over the years, just knowing that rest and sleep aren't entirely the same thing and that regular resting can get you through it. I'm afraid I can't you help with the other problem though... Hope things get better for you soon.
Brightside86 31
Being gay doesn't give someone a pass for acting that way. I would have just fired outright or at least talk with the wife and communicate to cut it out.
mambamami15 2
u need a toy :)