Today, I fell asleep while masturbating. I'm so bad that I bore myself. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my hand fell asleep while I was masturbating. My own body rejected me. FML
Today, I woke up to my pants off and my vibrator still on. I fell asleep masturbating. FML
Involuntary
Today, my friend spent the night. I now know that she masturbates in her sleep. FML
Today, I fell asleep while my boyfriend and I were having sex. What's worse is that he didn't even notice. FML
Cranking
Today, I started to cry while masturbating. This isn't the first time that this has happened. FML
Today, I realized just how bad I am in bed when my girlfriend literally yawned the words, "Oh God" while attempting to fake an orgasm. FML
Can't be bothered
Today, I realised just how lazy I am when I was about to masturbate, but decided not to because I didn't want to put in the effort. FML
Today, I got bored looking at porn. FML
Bang one out
Today, I’ve been so stressed out lately about my health and mounting bills that my insomnia has returned with vengeance. I thought I’d masturbate to help get some relief, but turns out I’m too tired to even do the deed. Too exhausted to release, but my brain still won’t let me sleep. FML
Today, I'm so sleep-deprived, I got a boner from just thinking about falling asleep. FML
Top comments
spitfire35 3
At least better than falling asleep while having sex. Oh wait, for that you'd need to be having sex.
itouchguy360 3
maybe you were just tired?
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Comments (66)
rety1 13
I do that all the time. but it's usually because I'm so damned tired...
JustJess666 0
wow that's pathetic lol. sorry I've been tired before but I've never passed out during sex or masturbation. I mean you should be turned on enough to finish..... well maybe I'm speaking from personal experience ad you do suck!
denvan 0
hahaha epic fail
ninja_9881 0
forgt yur hand ill help u out
Nicoxrulz 0
lol
prayforanescape 0
hahahah I can imagine this. mom: honey it's time for- *sees son asleep with his penis in his hand*
james496_fml 0
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