Today, I fell asleep in my math class. Turns out I sleep walk. I woke up at the front of the room with chalk in my hand, scribbles on the board behind me, and the whole class laughing at me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, like many other days, I fell asleep in math class. Unlike other days, however, I woke up with a start while ripping a really loud fart in my sleep. The whole class heard it because it was during a lecture. Even the teacher was laughing at me and I had to walk, no, run out of the room. FML
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Today, I dozed off during a lecture. When I woke up, I didn't recognize any of the people surrounding me, and I saw one guy pointing and laughing at me. It turns out, my professor instructed everyone to let me sleep because he wanted to see how long it would be before I woke up. I was asleep for three hours. FML
Today, I fell asleep in class. As a joke, my professor used an airhorn to wake me up. I got so freaked out that I punched the girl next to me in the face. She got knocked out. FML
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missmurderx 8
my luck is that I would sleep draw a penis.
omfgrofl1337 0
What did you scribble? something naughty i hope
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Comments (132)
ninjanels 7
hey rather sleep walk than to make sex sounds haha
1fast1 0
24 - Your post = FAIL. Wrong FML. Try the next one. lol
TheZarola 10
YDI for being disrespectful and falling asleep in class.
vikingsftw123 0
well what did you draw?
TheZarola 10
Did you even read it? It says "scribbles."
tigerlilypop 7
faill
ElvaNpie 0
amazin tht u didnt bump into desks or anythn like tht :P
TNB_xACiDiC 0
i would have been laughing along with the class & wen i woke up i would probably would have written "FML" on the board haha lol
EROD78 0
uhm what kind of school are you going to? kno one has chalk boards anymore!
Flounder 2
Dude if you are SLEEPWALKING in class you need to see a sleep specialist ASAP. Sleepwalking is only achieved during a certain stage of REM sleep and if you are able to reach that stage that quickly in a public setting like work or school, something is wrong.
bloobelly 0
that's why I don't sleep in class. I snored once and woke myself up. embarrassing. but school is soooooooo boring!! so I dot blame u.