Today, I was walking down the stairs holding a glass of water, when I tripped. I don't know what hurts more, that I'm still picking glass out of my hand or that my mum is still ranting about the water I'd spilt. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I fell down the stairs while holding some dirty glasses from my room. I ended up pulling pieces of glass from my body. Meanwhile all my mom cares about is the fact that I broke three of her favorite glasses. FML
Today, I was wearing flip flops whilst putting out the trash, and was careful not to step near the broken glass surrounding the trash cans. My mother ran up to me hysterically warning me about the glass, which startled me and caused me to step on a shard, slicing my foot open. FML
Today, at a house party someone smashed and spilled their drink. In my own drunken state, I decided to get the mop as someone might fall. I then fell over it and ended up with glass in my side. FML
Today, whilst babysitting, I broke a glass. I explained to the kid that it was very important not to walk barefoot around where it had happened, because of the tiny bits of glass. He jumped back, scared, and while doing so tripped. I rushed to help him and ran through the broken glass. Barefoot. FML
Today, my mom and dad were arguing. It started getting really heated, so I tried to go break it up. But within a couple of minutes, my mom wanted to make a statement by throwing a plate to the ground, forgetting I was beside her. I now have a throbbing foot with shards of glass in it. FML
Today, my mom bumped into a table with a glass vase on it. Seeing that the vase was about to fall, I lunged to catch it. Before I got there, the vase fell and shattered, resulting in me diving into the broken shards. FML
Today, my mom said my name and startled me so badly, I jumped and dropped the glass I was holding. She still isn’t speaking to me for breaking her favorite glass. FML
Today, I don't know which is worse: my brother cramming all his sauce bottles into a fridge door shelf that exploded onto the floor when I opened the fridge, or my mother being mad at me because I was upset about slicing open my finger while cleaning up the broken glass and my hand now burns. FML
Today, I accidentally broke a vase. When I was clearing it up, I used my bare hand to sweep up the shards without thinking. I'm still fishing pieces of broken glass out of my hand. FML
Today, while waiting on tables at work, I was carrying a glass of red wine when I lost balance and spilt it everywhere. After cleaning the floor and myself up and after refilling a new glass, I did exactly the same thing again. FML
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Top comments
89jessica 0
At least it wasn't milk! :P
spidersilkx9 0
plastic glasses ftw.
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Comments (86)
89jessica 0
At least it wasn't milk! :P
HeretoBlame 3
he or she meant there is "no use crying over spilled milk". That's what I think
eshhayz 0
dude clearly physical pain will hurt more than ur mum nagging. . all about the period blood
rene22 18
lmao good one
Mumbellosity711 0
PAIN IS FOR THE WEAK
mcgugs 0
Pain is weakness leaving the body.
thisisLAUREN 0
so you're saying your rantin mother hurts you?
MissErikaHart 0
well maybe the moms ranting hurts cuz she's giving him a freakin headache. or maybe it hurts inside that she seems unconcerned about the glass in hand
turtlemansam 6
ahahahahahhah....You Spild' !!!!
ThePwnapple 0
YDI for drinking water.
JManHobbs 0
Who even cares if water gets spilt, it's only water, not like it's gonna stain or get sticky or anything. Your mum's a retard.
Nitrogenica 6
@76 You stupid prick, obviously the point is that it hurts OPs feelings that mother dearest cares about a water spill more than her kid having broken glass stuck in their hand. Understand what you're reading before you bash on the poster, you just look like a gigantic asshole.
flyingkoalas 0
agreed the glass obviously hurts more, but yea your mum is a retard. it's water, if it stained a carpet it will naturally dry with the power of evaporation
bd1614 0
double ouch
porter12 0
watch your step
spidersilkx9 0
plastic glasses ftw.
Senseless_487 29
I like the oxymoron there. :P
nerdsgetmehot 23
Plastic cups have saved me from so many incidents like this...
hd9280 0
ahhh. use plastic cups. lol.
MichieBabiie 0
agreed.
DomoLaDii 8
i also agree! ;) lolz
honestlove11 0
ahaha. clumsy:) coulda been worse, coulda gotten in your face.
TibbysMusic 1
Agreed! Why is why I use plastic:) and cups with covers!
Miooow 16
See if you would laugh if that happens to you!
moi101 0
the first one
Senseless_487 29
And the first fail.
HeretoBlame 3
You're mom needs therapy...for being that mean come on she should be worried about you unless you're 45 and still live with you mom.
bigredmonkeybutt 30
You need to learn to move around in the world. And why would you hold onto the glass while you're falling?
JackynJared 0
I take it you've never slipped.
forrrrrest 0
...what else would you do with the glass? it's gotta go somewhere haha!
fadingaway 17
I'd go with the glass.. ouch.