Today, I fell asleep after finishing my exam. I had a dream I was falling and woke up smashing my face on the desk. Everyone laughed. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I fell asleep in class. As a joke, my professor used an airhorn to wake me up. I got so freaked out that I punched the girl next to me in the face. She got knocked out. FML
Today, I had a dream where I whacked my head against my shelf. I woke up immediately after, freaked out and whacked my head against my shelf. FML
Today, I fell asleep in a lecture. I laughed at something amusing in Dreamworld, but the laugh came out as a prolonged creepy groan in Lectureworld. I woke up to see everyone within a 5 meter radius staring at me. FML
Today, I fell asleep in English and drooled on my test. Evidently everyone noticed. FML
Today, as I was leaving for my chemistry exam, I stepped on one of the countless sheets of chemistry notes that littered the floor following last night's studying. I managed to slip and knock myself out in my own living room. FML
Today, I tried to look productive in a meeting by nodding along, only to realize too late that I was actually nodding off. When my head dropped forward, it made a loud thud on my desk, and everyone stopped talking at once. FML
Today, I was asleep and snored so loud that I woke myself up. I was at work and I am now the laughing stock of the office. FML
Today, I fell asleep in class. Usually, people just sit still when asleep. Nope, not me. Not only had I been violently rocking and nodding my head, the teacher stopped class for everyone to see for 5 minutes as she made jokes. What woke me? The intense laughter, followed by embarrassment. FML
Today, I fell asleep in my math class. Turns out I sleep walk. I woke up at the front of the room with chalk in my hand, scribbles on the board behind me, and the whole class laughing at me. FML
Today, my alarm went off. I reached to swat it, missed, slipped, smacked my face on my dresser, and fell on the floor. As I picked myself up off the floor, I hit my head on the open top drawer of my other dresser. In 30 seconds of consciousness, I was attacked by two pieces of furniture. FML
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iamgoofymovie 0
#11 quit complaining because ur fml's don't get posted...ur being a big baby...
asafetybuzz 0
your friend's fml was probably rejected because it was SAD! this site is meant to be light and funny, not depressing. we're supposed to get a laugh at someone else's expense. it would be pretty ****** up to laugh at your friend's fml.
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Comments (116)
iamgoofymovie 0
first!
suaveneanderthal 0
when i was in high school i used to fall asleep with my pencil in my hand and when i woke up i would always toss my pencil across the room.
541 0
forty first! also lol ydi for not sleeping enough outside of school
Secret_Fire_King 0
I never dream of falling.. It really sux.. I don't think I have any dreams in my unconscious, lately..
spiderman0606 0
If you cant remember your dreams (at all, like you question whether you even had a dream) or you don't even dream, that just means you were sleeping really, really heavily. That's why light sleepers and day dreamers do all the dreaming.
Leahy 0
your a douche bag
Phobic_fml 14
you're a douche bag
Secret_Fire_King 0
You're a douche bag. Are we talking about me or Rob Pattinson?
Redneckcrazyyy 6
Really?
omgmorganomg 0
haha
lonkite101 14
2, no
Newbie21 1
ouch...... hope your OK
suzanabanna 0
FIRST COMMENT!!!
mcrgirljessica 0
FAIL XD HAHA
george456 0
Actually, #4, you're FOURTH. And OP, FYL.
shivam1212 0
2nd
uhhheyy 0
sucksss
quietlytearful 0
7th!!!
Cheesecake2k 0
I love how the count goes from 6 to 8, and you said 7th.
containsnosoy 0
Seventh is at the top, but he's closer to the number he's supposed to be than the one who said second and the other who said first. xD
gewt 4
its because he had to reply up there, so he would feel good about himself
VanessaVander 2
ouch! fyl
Soulathyia 0
How the **** does this **** your life?! This is so stupid! How is it no matter what I post as an FML it gets rejected! My friend put that she had lost both her legs when a drunk driver hit her and that being in the olympics was her dream. Guess the **** what! IT WAS REJECTED!
asafetybuzz 0
your friend's fml was probably rejected because it was SAD! this site is meant to be light and funny, not depressing. we're supposed to get a laugh at someone else's expense. it would be pretty ****** up to laugh at your friend's fml.
AnonymousDuck 0
No, no. This person does indeed deserve an FYL. For being upset that none of his FMLs got posted and getting upset over the internet
M_Kclift1994 5
This site is for funny FML's that people can LAUGH at. Maybe that's why it was rejected? No one's going to laugh at a girl losing her legs and it ruining her dreams. Maybe if she broke her leg? You're an idiot.
babykitsune102 0
im not ganna lie i would laugh if that was posted :D
VegHead13 0
Oh my goodness, that kinda happens to me at skool too lol Or I start twitching a lot...