Today, I fell asleep in my math class. Turns out I sleep walk. I woke up at the front of the room with chalk in my hand, scribbles on the board behind me, and the whole class laughing at me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, like many other days, I fell asleep in math class. Unlike other days, however, I woke up with a start while ripping a really loud fart in my sleep. The whole class heard it because it was during a lecture. Even the teacher was laughing at me and I had to walk, no, run out of the room. FML
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Today, I fell asleep in my last period class. When I woke up my teacher said "you missed your bus". I grabbed all my stuff and ran out the room. My class mates were standing outside the class laughing. We still had an hour left in class. FML
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Today, I fell asleep after finishing my exam. I had a dream I was falling and woke up smashing my face on the desk. Everyone laughed. FML
Today, I dozed off during a lecture. When I woke up, I didn't recognize any of the people surrounding me, and I saw one guy pointing and laughing at me. It turns out, my professor instructed everyone to let me sleep because he wanted to see how long it would be before I woke up. I was asleep for three hours. FML
Today, I fell asleep in class. As a joke, my professor used an airhorn to wake me up. I got so freaked out that I punched the girl next to me in the face. She got knocked out. FML
Today, I found out I sleepwalk. How you might ask? By awakening the moment just before I fell from the stairs. I was better off sleeping. FML
Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher; I've already given students detention for falling asleep in class this year. FML
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missmurderx 8
my luck is that I would sleep draw a penis.
omfgrofl1337 0
What did you scribble? something naughty i hope
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Comments (132)
mooshibear140 4
Lol, it could be worse. On the first night of my Uncle's honeymoon, he sleepwalked. His new wife didn't know he sleepwalked so she thought he was really awake. He said "I'm going to kill someone tonight!" and she freaked out, not knowing he was asleep. She thought he was gonna murder her. Haha
PrincessPaytonn 0
haha wow what if you gave someone a "sleep" *******? lol funny(:
ryguy999 5
Talking about yourself?
Danielshark10 3
Why didn't u write " I'm sleeping kick me" on the board?
5upernova 3
I guess that you can look back at what happened in a positive light? You now know that you sleep walk and it is better to find out about it through something embarrassing - rather than hurting yourself that is.
rwctkd95 0
7!!! iPhone girl what's the passlock??
Hot_Guy_And_You 0
LOL
joey23 0
Sounds pretty funny i dont see the bad part
naomiluvsu427 0
go to bed early
trisha101 0
sounds fake