Today, I was working in a restaurant. On the receipt under "tip" someone actually took the time to write out "$0.00." FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
How Thoughtful
Today, I found out that my new serving job does in fact take the time out to write a check for $0.00. FML
Today, I was waitering at the restaurant that I work at when I collected a credit card bill that was worth $120 and a big zero on the tip line. Angered, I turned to a co-worker and said "I knew this asshole wasn't going to tip me." The guy was standing right behind me with $30 in his hand. FML
Today, I was doing takeout orders at the restaurant I work at. I spent a long while putting together this guy's $135.00 order. When he finally got there to pick it up, I told him to fill out the credit card slip. I looked at it after he left. He gave me a 40 cent tip. FML
Today, I had a customer write "fuck you" in the tip option area on his credit card slip, I have no idea why. FML
Today, I ordered take out, and paid with a credit card. The cute cashier gave me the receipt to sign, and under 'tip' I gave a couple of dollars. I realized that I had given too much, crossed it out, and changed it. Unaware she was watching, She then responded, "Did you just lower the tip by $1?" FML
Today, while working at a chain restaurant, I forgot to charge someone a few dollars for extra toppings on the side. My stingy boss took the time to take that money out of my paycheck. FML
Today, I was waitressing for a huge family. Their bill was $750. Excited about the tip, I was shocked to see only $0.50. As they were leaving, I threw the two whole quarters at their heads. Guess who also got fired today. FML
Today, I'm a waitress. A customer came in and acted very kindly and even mentioned how I was such a help to her. She also mentioned leaving a nice tip. The tip? A fake $20. Thanks. FML
All in a day's work
Today, at my job as a waiter I sharted myself while taking an order. They tipped me $20 and wrote "for new underwear" on the receipt. FML
Cheapskates
Today, after starting my new career as a server, two women were kind enough to leave a $5 tip… while still owing $6.84 on their bill. FML
Top comments
schwancy 2
People only do that when they want you to know they aren't tipping you because you did a crappy job.
ThaMilkshake 0
lol... cheapskate... nice way to tell you you didn't work hard enough xD
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schwancy 2
People only do that when they want you to know they aren't tipping you because you did a crappy job.
tttiffany 0
both makes sense. If it was the case of #2's then YDI. If it's in the case of #30's, then this isn't an fml... by the way, I'm jealous I have no tattoos and you guys do. Kay. done.
rightbackatya 0
that's very very true
pepelapew 0
schwancy is a babe
renaet 0
Wtf I write the zeros out all the time when I pay with my card. Whether I leave cash or not.
Lil_lion_rawr 5
I tip %20. Sometimes even over. Once I tipped 100% and another time I tipped %40.. Just depends on how well the waitress did, one time I didn't tip the waiter, he was rude and neglected my date and I.
kaybugg22 9
What I have always been told is (if you plan on it) leave a cash tip rather than filling it in on the receipt for a couple different reasons. But ultimately, I've heard surprising/upsetting stories of servers who will take it upon themselves to fill out that part of the receipt so they are giving themselves a tip and youre paying for it. I have always crossed out the tip line (like you would for a check) and fill in what my total was at the bottom leaving no room for anyone else to write a number. So it could have been nothing personal, or anything to do with service. Just a customer whos probably heard the same things and protecting their financially security.
ThaMilkshake 0
lol... cheapskate... nice way to tell you you didn't work hard enough xD
KennKenn 0
how generous
kikibisweet 0
Its the thought that counts.
jrgr 6
win^ (:
Doortje 30
You must be one lousy waitress.
Yaggi 0
better than nothing :)
tdog_ossim 0
actually ur right, technically he/she could extract the ink from the pen and use it for her own pen at home that is out of ink. ur a genius
kristen1823 0
Maybe they wanted to show you what your service was worth,..
RawrBunneh 0
oooh! I would take that 00 any day! ;D
teh_uber_muffin 3
I found you in my closet and ran. >.>
thisisLAUREN 0
well at least they took the time.
dwdrummerpro 0
maybe next time you should serve a table topless? I'm just sayin'
xcarxcrashx 9
your a moron
thrAsHeRr9081 16
you're* a moron
BWill9014 4
Oh... Burn
dwdrummerpro 0
it's okay... they obviously don't comprehend the art of fine dining. ;D