Today, I fell asleep in my last period class. When I woke up my teacher said "you missed your bus". I grabbed all my stuff and ran out the room. My class mates were standing outside the class laughing. We still had an hour left in class. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML
Today, I fell asleep in the school bus on the way back home when my loud fart woke me and a few other kids up. I am a teacher. FML
Today, I fell asleep in class. Usually, people just sit still when asleep. Nope, not me. Not only had I been violently rocking and nodding my head, the teacher stopped class for everyone to see for 5 minutes as she made jokes. What woke me? The intense laughter, followed by embarrassment. FML
Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher; I've already given students detention for falling asleep in class this year. FML
Today, like many other days, I fell asleep in math class. Unlike other days, however, I woke up with a start while ripping a really loud fart in my sleep. The whole class heard it because it was during a lecture. Even the teacher was laughing at me and I had to walk, no, run out of the room. FML
Today, I was late for class and I had to run to catch my bus, which only stops near our house twice a day. I made it to the doors just as they closed, and the bus drove away… with my sweaty reflection staring back at me in the moving bus door window. FML
Today, I fell asleep in class. As a joke, my professor used an airhorn to wake me up. I got so freaked out that I punched the girl next to me in the face. She got knocked out. FML
Today, I fell asleep during naptime. I'm the teacher. FML
Today, I got sent out of the class for "inappropriate" behaviour. The teacher later forgot about me and sent a notice home to my parents stating that I skipped class. FML
Today, I finally got the guts to walk out of class 30 minutes early, only to find that the back door was locked. As I stood there like an idiot trying to get it open, all 200 people in my class turned to laugh. My professor stared at me. I then walked back to my seat, sat down, and unpacked. FML
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v1knownaz_chris 0
lmao epic win teacher
revesburger 0
you teacher is the best :)
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Comments (142)
Fop 6
What's the big deal? It's not like you actually did miss the bus. No FML.
tyhillman 0
Yeah, and the OP caught up on some sleep.
tgd4444 9
**** the teacher for disturbing ur free
pelican2 0
op should have ran out of the class and not come back
Crash92 0
Classic prank though
xXLokiXx 0
lol dude my teacher tried this something like this once this as was like pretending to be leaving to go home, was my exact words "ill lock the door when i leave" and went back to sleep
tany_fml 0
haha nice
Thespade_fml 0
This reminds me of a similar situation I had. A kid was sleeping in class so we all went outside the class and before leaving we changed the school clock to say the school has been over for 1 hour. We then got a different teacher to come in and wake him up asking what he was still doing in school. It worked well for about ten seconds until he looked at his phone.
manyourlifesucks 0
Im not sure what 93 is trying to say...
Eaglestrike117 29
Lol that teacher is mean! BTW, 2nd! Lol FYL
stopreadingmynam 0
hey, number 2, halo legendary symbol!!!!
Sydney92 3
how long is that class?!?
SKYblue_fml 1
How old are you that your teacher knows if your missed your bus? Grade school?
simply_smile 0
there are buses in high school for those who aren't old enough to drive yet or maybe just can't afford a car. you dont have to be in grade school to take a bus.
Eaglestrike117 29
The OP might be in high school and the teacher might know that the OP takes the bus home, and if all the buses are already gone, than obviously they missed the bus.
k0rnflakes 0
well buses usually leave like 10 minutes after the bell rings so its possible. and what if he doesn't own a car?
iDinosaur 0
most kids take the bus home in high school, and if that class was the last one, there is a very plausible chance that he missed the bus... BTW props to your teacher that's ******* hilarious!!! XD
nando92 0
uhmm i take the bus and im a sen10r in high school...
natsumosam92 0
RCHS
mikuxxhatsune 32
I'm in high school and most of us catch the bus, and some buses leave super early, once the bell rings you have to pack up quickly because the bus leaves in about 5 minutes.
v1knownaz_chris 0
lmao epic win teacher
revesburger 0
you teacher is the best :)
Sun_Kissed18 25
Agreed, my history teacher is the same way and I find it ******* hilarious! He might put bobble heads around you so you wake up confused, he might tape a sign to your back, scream really loudly, slam a book down etc :) I can't wait untill someone falls asleep!
stargazur 9
I want a teacher like that!
rayrayy_fml 0
This isn't much of an FML. It's more of a whocares. :/
plexico 4
Haha, That'll teach you to skimp on the coffee after lunch. Or the crystal meth.
Casualt1234 0
i guess i was lucky enough to be in a high school where we were offered complimentary crystal meth with our lunch. but coffee is bad for your health.
Hydra_fml 0
Wha - well that's just not fair! The free LSD didn't perk us up, it just made us think the pencils were rattlesnakes during the SATs.
Rixxieee 0
#1: I think the point was that they will have to deal with the taunts of the school because they were tricked by a teacher.
zuli_fml 0
Yeah, no kidding. And high school students are cruel about EVERYTHING.
teebonehead 0
That is great ! I bet you stay awake now.
Lisimal 7
You lose. Your teacher wins.