Today, I fell asleep in my math class. Turns out I sleep walk. I woke up at the front of the room with chalk in my hand, scribbles on the board behind me, and the whole class laughing at me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, like many other days, I fell asleep in math class. Unlike other days, however, I woke up with a start while ripping a really loud fart in my sleep. The whole class heard it because it was during a lecture. Even the teacher was laughing at me and I had to walk, no, run out of the room. FML
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Today, I dozed off during a lecture. When I woke up, I didn't recognize any of the people surrounding me, and I saw one guy pointing and laughing at me. It turns out, my professor instructed everyone to let me sleep because he wanted to see how long it would be before I woke up. I was asleep for three hours. FML
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missmurderx 8
my luck is that I would sleep draw a penis.
omfgrofl1337 0
What did you scribble? something naughty i hope
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Comments (132)
saywhaaat_01 0
HAHAHA! this has to be fake.
MetalFish 0
I thought that, I heard you only sleep wake in environments where you know literally where everything is, it takes years for this to happen. My cousin was diagnosed with it, Doctor said "Just move your furniture about" and she never sleep walked after that. Also you need to be in an incredibly deep, comfortable sleep... so unless your Maths Class has a bed in it...
Trollz4daLULZ 2
Maybe OP's use of the term "sleep walk" was a euphemism for "trip balls and don't realize WTF I'm doing".
iskusmarines 0
#34 complete win
rfngxhhshi 0
no one chose to comment on th fact the chick were replying to is a total babe who looks like she is getting pounded in her pic? she's fine as hell
pancakerocks 1
ur hot
Z49 0
ur hot
WiseGuy79 14
Could have been worse, you could have had a wet dream instead haha
yusaku02 20
doodling will keep you awake, just keep it in your notebook next time =P
breenarae25 0
who gives a ****?
Trollz4daLULZ 2
At least you didn't wake up with the chalk in your mouth.
hidingoutt7 0
lol if that was me I would laugh about it with my friends at least you didn't draw anything bad?
karlita22 0
haahahaha funny!!! ydi for sleeping in classq
Poepiepiesie 3
Turns out no one actually takes the red pill. Then this shit keeps happening.
itzdeity 0
i find that most people that drive using the 10 and 2 position are elderly or very poor drivers. the person who hit you more then likely drives at 10 and 2.
Khfan12 13
Wrong FML.
rallets 23
what does financial status have to do with driving? lol?
rmsully8 0
Fail
TNB_xACiDiC 0
LOL wrong fml man Bahahah:D classic mix up lol
crissybear 8
ha, be glad that you don't FART while you sleep....!
awesomesaucem 0
same things happened to me before