Today, like many other days, I fell asleep in math class. Unlike other days, however, I woke up with a start while ripping a really loud fart in my sleep. The whole class heard it because it was during a lecture. Even the teacher was laughing at me and I had to walk, no, run out of the room. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I fell asleep in my math class. Turns out I sleep walk. I woke up at the front of the room with chalk in my hand, scribbles on the board behind me, and the whole class laughing at me. FML
Today, in math class, I had the urge to fart. I had the bright idea that if I dropped my textbook and farted at the same time, nobody would hear it. I dropped my textbook, everyone looked at me, then I farted. Loudly. FML
Today, I fell asleep in the school bus on the way back home when my loud fart woke me and a few other kids up. I am a teacher. FML
Today, I fell asleep in class. Usually, people just sit still when asleep. Nope, not me. Not only had I been violently rocking and nodding my head, the teacher stopped class for everyone to see for 5 minutes as she made jokes. What woke me? The intense laughter, followed by embarrassment. FML
Today, my school took part in a standardized state test. After finishing, I decided to take a nap, only to be awoken by the test monitor, who wanted me to leave. Apparently, I was ferociously farting in my sleep and was disturbing the people still taking the test. FML
Today, I fell asleep at a party. I farted so loud that I woke myself up. Everyone heard. FML
Today, I thought I was all alone in the class, so I lifted up my leg and ripped a huge fart. One of my students was still in there. He told everybody. FML
Today, while in class, I had to sneeze. Not wanting to make a lot of noise, I held it in, only to instead let out a huge, long fart. Everyone, including the teacher, turned and stared at me intently. FML
Today, I accidentally farted in the middle of class. Thinking I got away with it, I just kept doing my work until some kid across the room says, "I could have done better." FML
Today, I was at the beach with friends and I fell asleep while I was tanning. When I woke up, everyone was laughing hysterically. I asked what was so funny, and one of my friends replied, "You farted so loud in your sleep that you woke yourself up." FML
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Mortanious 0
YDI, you woke up to yourself farting?! LMFAO
_Noon_ 0
That's what you get for sleeping during class! /nerd
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Comments (44)
Vanni 0
Fixed. Thank you.
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
EDIT - The comments' feed is going bats**t crazy, so never mind my original comment.
_Noon_ 0
That's what you get for sleeping during class! /nerd
waterynuggets 0
The way this is worded is too melodramatic. And you woke up with a start? Wat?
CheshireHalli 19
I would've too had I farted so loud that my entire class heard me. lol YDI, OP. Don't fall asleep.
clarke1986 0
I don't get why people laugh at farts
karrdesw 0
We find shit funny, pun intended ;) OP, YDI for running out. If you'd laughed it off people would just forget about it after a while. Now that you ran out it's a story they could use to embarrass you in the future.
Horde 8
double YDI for not paying attention in class, and for running out instead of asking "Did you heared the frog as well??"
stupiddumbblonde 0
FYL.
wordgirl 0
Sorry, sweetie, but you made my day. Just the imagery... :p Had to be killer. FYL for sure. :D
Mortanious 0
YDI, you woke up to yourself farting?! LMFAO
Chaos187 6
Still shufflin?
phatdaddy 0
It's probably because you have gastrointestinal problems, and view them as illness rather than gaseous burrito remnants.