Today, I fell asleep in my math class. Turns out I sleep walk. I woke up at the front of the room with chalk in my hand, scribbles on the board behind me, and the whole class laughing at me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, like many other days, I fell asleep in math class. Unlike other days, however, I woke up with a start while ripping a really loud fart in my sleep. The whole class heard it because it was during a lecture. Even the teacher was laughing at me and I had to walk, no, run out of the room. FML
Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML
Today, I fell asleep in class. Usually, people just sit still when asleep. Nope, not me. Not only had I been violently rocking and nodding my head, the teacher stopped class for everyone to see for 5 minutes as she made jokes. What woke me? The intense laughter, followed by embarrassment. FML
Today, I fell asleep in my last period class. When I woke up my teacher said "you missed your bus". I grabbed all my stuff and ran out the room. My class mates were standing outside the class laughing. We still had an hour left in class. FML
Today, I fell asleep in a lecture. I laughed at something amusing in Dreamworld, but the laugh came out as a prolonged creepy groan in Lectureworld. I woke up to see everyone within a 5 meter radius staring at me. FML
Today, I fell asleep after finishing my exam. I had a dream I was falling and woke up smashing my face on the desk. Everyone laughed. FML
Today, I dozed off during a lecture. When I woke up, I didn't recognize any of the people surrounding me, and I saw one guy pointing and laughing at me. It turns out, my professor instructed everyone to let me sleep because he wanted to see how long it would be before I woke up. I was asleep for three hours. FML
Today, I fell asleep in class. As a joke, my professor used an airhorn to wake me up. I got so freaked out that I punched the girl next to me in the face. She got knocked out. FML
Today, I found out I sleepwalk. How you might ask? By awakening the moment just before I fell from the stairs. I was better off sleeping. FML
Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher; I've already given students detention for falling asleep in class this year. FML
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missmurderx 8
my luck is that I would sleep draw a penis.
omfgrofl1337 0
What did you scribble? something naughty i hope
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Comments (132)
firstdbzmaker 15
ydi for sleep walking
sourgirl101 29
Crashed after that Red Bull didn't you? I love math(:
amerwin 3
We were laughing because you still had toilet paper stuck to your pants.. no one even realized you were asleep.
ellice17 3
IF THIS WAS REAL then it's fine, I can think of far worse things that could happen I have however decided it has to be fake so come back when you have a real fml.
iskusmarines 0
42 it was directed to op. I just like to reply to the first comment cause I'm a douche.
Alesana_Love 0
that would be so funny to see!! hahaha
MissErikaHart 0
chalk board? do u live in a 3rd world country or something?
MetalFish 0
Black boards > white boards but Smart boards > white boards. I dont know if there is anything better than a smart board ive not been to school in a few years xD
FirstBornUnicorn 0
Which is better? Black boards or Smart boards™?
MetalFish 0
there is only one way to find out... FIGHT!
FirstBornUnicorn 0
I was thinking more of a rap battle than a fight.
Senseless_487 29
Okay, I've been out of school for a while, I guess. WTF is a smart board, and when did they start using them?
FirstBornUnicorn 0
A Smart board™ is a touch screen white board.
Annihilator 0
Did somebody say fight I'm going to you all
MetalFish 0
none of you got it because I assume you dont watch "Harry Hill's TV Burp" in your countries... It was a cameo, but I guess you guys are the wrong audience xD
Senseless_487 29
And by the way, 47, my every school in the country has the budget to get rid of their chalk boards. The high school I went to still uses them, as far as I know, an I graduated 8 years ago.
MissErikaHart 0
well idk I personally haven't seen a chalk board in a very long time. idk tho, I'm from Las Vegas, we keep our show tight. now I'm not gonna say I benefited greatly cuz of that but I seriously thought most schools did away with chalk boards
mahona_fml 0
you are one rad person
ImfromCanada 0
this is the biggest bull ever, this is not a real story, sheesh these fml get worse by the day:(
bina10 0
i agree with you man. this just seems like some bull!!
runbabyrun13 0
wow I have never heard of anyone doing that lol that very funny
yummycupcakegirl 0
wow better get more rest then.