Today, I fell asleep in my math class. Turns out I sleep walk. I woke up at the front of the room with chalk in my hand, scribbles on the board behind me, and the whole class laughing at me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, like many other days, I fell asleep in math class. Unlike other days, however, I woke up with a start while ripping a really loud fart in my sleep. The whole class heard it because it was during a lecture. Even the teacher was laughing at me and I had to walk, no, run out of the room. FML
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Today, I dozed off during a lecture. When I woke up, I didn't recognize any of the people surrounding me, and I saw one guy pointing and laughing at me. It turns out, my professor instructed everyone to let me sleep because he wanted to see how long it would be before I woke up. I was asleep for three hours. FML
Today, I fell asleep in class. As a joke, my professor used an airhorn to wake me up. I got so freaked out that I punched the girl next to me in the face. She got knocked out. FML
Today, I found out I sleepwalk. How you might ask? By awakening the moment just before I fell from the stairs. I was better off sleeping. FML
Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher; I've already given students detention for falling asleep in class this year. FML
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missmurderx 8
my luck is that I would sleep draw a penis.
omfgrofl1337 0
What did you scribble? something naughty i hope
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Comments (132)
Doortje 30
I don't believe it.
chrissaaababy 0
try reading. maybe a psych book perhaps? because this is some bullllshit!
GawZ 0
FAKE - unless your class is 2 hrs long and you slept all the way through it! You can't sleepwalk in the early stages of sleep, you need to be in REM stage. Plus dry erase boards replaced chalk boards many years ago.
ellice17 3
why was my comment moderated? i only said this isn't real
FirstBornUnicorn 0
I almost got banned for saying "fake and gay".
pigbrain29 0
lol if that was me id probly laugh to much to be embarrassed
letschat6 5
how can you fall asleep that deeply in school?? I can only get to the point of resting my eyes.
katelynjoy 0
I hope that ends up on YouTube...
karateworm 0
I'm sorry, but this is obviously a lie. You have 5 stages of sleep... Stages 1 + 2 = Light Sleep , Stage 3 = Slow Wave Sleep (deep sleep). Stage 5 = REM sleep. You can only sleepwalk in stage 3, which requires a good while of stages 1 and 2 to fall into. What a big pile of fail.
DAN7IEL 2
freaking amazing!!!!
domxxily 0
hahahahha!