Today, I fell asleep in a lecture. I laughed at something amusing in Dreamworld, but the laugh came out as a prolonged creepy groan in Lectureworld. I woke up to see everyone within a 5 meter radius staring at me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I dozed off during a lecture. When I woke up, I didn't recognize any of the people surrounding me, and I saw one guy pointing and laughing at me. It turns out, my professor instructed everyone to let me sleep because he wanted to see how long it would be before I woke up. I was asleep for three hours. FML
Today, I fell asleep in class. Usually, people just sit still when asleep. Nope, not me. Not only had I been violently rocking and nodding my head, the teacher stopped class for everyone to see for 5 minutes as she made jokes. What woke me? The intense laughter, followed by embarrassment. FML
Today, I fell asleep after finishing my exam. I had a dream I was falling and woke up smashing my face on the desk. Everyone laughed. FML
Today, I was so tired that I fell asleep on a bus. When I awoke suddenly, half of the bus was staring at me, with some people chuckling and smiling. I have no idea what I did. FML
Today, like many other days, I fell asleep in math class. Unlike other days, however, I woke up with a start while ripping a really loud fart in my sleep. The whole class heard it because it was during a lecture. Even the teacher was laughing at me and I had to walk, no, run out of the room. FML
Today, I fell asleep in my driver's ed class, and I woke up in a middle of a dream laughing. Everyone stared at me. I found out that the teacher had just finished talking about his vegetative niece who didn't wear a seat belt. FML
Today, I fell asleep in my math class. Turns out I sleep walk. I woke up at the front of the room with chalk in my hand, scribbles on the board behind me, and the whole class laughing at me. FML
Today, I decided to take a nap in the university library. I felt like I'd only closed my eyes for a minute, when a guy woke me up to tell me that I'd been farting in my sleep for the last half hour, and that the librarian was becoming concerned. FML
Today, I was asleep and snored so loud that I woke myself up. I was at work and I am now the laughing stock of the office. FML
Today, I fell asleep in class. As a joke, my professor used an airhorn to wake me up. I got so freaked out that I punched the girl next to me in the face. She got knocked out. FML
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null_fml 11
Favourited for the "Dreamworld" and "Lectureworld". I like seeing a bit of creativity here for a change.
perdix 31
(My first attempt at this comment seems to have disappeared. Sorry if it's a double post.) Oddly enough, your professor is going to be laughing in Gradeworld and you will let out yet another prolonged, creepy groan in Failworld. Enjoy your never-ending stay in Parentsbasementworld.
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Comments (67)
prttyyngthng 0
YDI. Don't fall asleep in lecture... also... This is not FML worthy... this is more like "F today's class session."
xCrackerx 3
Ignore this reply. It was a response to the original #1, but that comment disappeared.
arsenalfcboy 6
Pounds. He's English. Also, YOU'RE AT OXFORD UNIVERSITY AND YOU'RE SLEEPING?! WTF???
AndrewFower 0
Oxford University isn't the only university in Oxfordshire, there's at least 2 more.
I_lost_the_game 25
OP may be studying somewhere outside of Oxfordshire.
t53_ftw 0
First!
Chelsee_fml 0
I'd like people to star at me too. idk how people could star at you, but kudos on that. Normally people starE a other people, but you get people to star! Please learn how to spell correctly. Also, YDI for sleeping in class.
zippit09 0
"Staring" is perfectly spelled. Sounds like you should join OP back in class.
dun_dun_dun 0
Nowhere does it say "star," or "stare" for that matter.
pancakes_n_syrup 0
If they were "starring" as you have said they were doing, it would be spelled with two r's, but wtg, you have just shown internet world you can't read or spell.
Iroquois_fml 0
@dun_dun_dun: Yes it does. "I woke up to see everyone within a 5 meter radius staring at me". And it actually is spelled correctly. http://www.aolsvc.merriam-webster.aol.com/dictionary/staring
xChrista1xx 0
You fail, #4. It's shameful.
repyourcliche 0
Ahahahaha, aw my god, I actually LOLed so much at #4. And by the way, most people usually spell 'at' with a T. Irony's funny.
nick339 0
#4: I know FML tells us to be respectful... But you're probably the biggest idiot I've seen on this website. Next time you try to be condescending, at least make sure you're right about it. Dumbass.
Fidget1990 0
Wow, and all this time I thought to be a grammar nazi, you needed to have good grammar. How silly of me.
dun_dun_dun 0
@17 I know it says "staring," but nowhere in the FML does it say "stare."
allie2590 31
Epic fail.
kei1108 13
don't you remember 1st grade? "drop the 'e' and add 'ing'"
xx_dRaMAQuEen_xx 0
uh... they spelled staring right. if it were star it'd be starring.. stare is staring.
loganberrybat 11
Excuse me ********, but when describing the act of someone looking at you with a stare the correct way to spell it is 'staring' and not 'stareing'. So why don't you learn how to spell
youknowimright 5
Lmfao this comment actually made me laugh more than the FML. I hope youre really embarassed cause you should be. Hahaha
dwindling81 0
hahaha at least you didnt yell out mommy
BigK_Diet_Cola 1
YDI for measuring distance in meters.
fawfulster 11
Uh, #6, half the world does that, so... YDI for calculating distances in a usless and olde system.
crazytoaster 2
Plus, the imperial system is for douches. @ OP It's ok man (yep, clearly assuming. How sexist of me), i fell asleep during one of the end of year exams once. I started snoring really loud. Your not alone. P.S **** Academics and their boringness.
deaditegirl 0
YDI for sleeping in lecture.
ninjobliveus13 0
lol @ star ing comment. I love people who fail when correcting grammar. That made my day more than anything else on here today... haha. You got stard at... haha
Iroquois_fml 0
#9, Muphry's Law dictates that any criticism of the speech or writing of others will itself contain at least one error of usage or spelling. Just something amusing to think about. (Intentional misspelling of Murphy's Law, by the way). :) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muphry's_law
xTinyLovex 0
I can never falling asleep in class again. I hope you're happy.
null_fml 11
Favourited for the "Dreamworld" and "Lectureworld". I like seeing a bit of creativity here for a change.
xenomorph 0
Definitely a bad trip.