Today, I fell asleep in class. Usually, people just sit still when asleep. Nope, not me. Not only had I been violently rocking and nodding my head, the teacher stopped class for everyone to see for 5 minutes as she made jokes. What woke me? The intense laughter, followed by embarrassment. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I dozed off during a lecture. When I woke up, I didn't recognize any of the people surrounding me, and I saw one guy pointing and laughing at me. It turns out, my professor instructed everyone to let me sleep because he wanted to see how long it would be before I woke up. I was asleep for three hours. FML
Today, I fell asleep in class. As a joke, my professor used an airhorn to wake me up. I got so freaked out that I punched the girl next to me in the face. She got knocked out. FML
Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML
Today, like many other days, I fell asleep in math class. Unlike other days, however, I woke up with a start while ripping a really loud fart in my sleep. The whole class heard it because it was during a lecture. Even the teacher was laughing at me and I had to walk, no, run out of the room. FML
Today, I fell asleep in a lecture. I laughed at something amusing in Dreamworld, but the laugh came out as a prolonged creepy groan in Lectureworld. I woke up to see everyone within a 5 meter radius staring at me. FML
Today, I fell asleep in my last period class. When I woke up my teacher said "you missed your bus". I grabbed all my stuff and ran out the room. My class mates were standing outside the class laughing. We still had an hour left in class. FML
Today, I fell asleep in my driver's ed class, and I woke up in a middle of a dream laughing. Everyone stared at me. I found out that the teacher had just finished talking about his vegetative niece who didn't wear a seat belt. FML
Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher; I've already given students detention for falling asleep in class this year. FML
Today, I was so tired that I fell asleep on a bus. When I awoke suddenly, half of the bus was staring at me, with some people chuckling and smiling. I have no idea what I did. FML
Today, I fell asleep in the school bus on the way back home when my loud fart woke me and a few other kids up. I am a teacher. FML
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the_coon_fml 0
wet dream?
LustWasHeart 0
Should have told them you had a seizure and made them feel bad.
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Comments (127)
Zombrex 0
Smooth.
Imawhalerider 0
he was praying.
the_coon_fml 0
wet dream?
BadOwner 0
still lmfao... maybe funniest one so far
Carlyyy 0
At least you didn't drool on your desk?
22jrdn55 15
YDI for sleeping
JustSoLost 8
LMAO. I agree. :P
allysonnn 0
yup you should never sleep in school..... most of the time. :DD
Starchild21 3
Lol there is no way you can keep from sleeping. High school classes are so boring, same with college. The teachers just love to drone on when they talk. ______________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99
Strike1 0
That's unfortunate for you... my college classes are rather entertaining :)
the_stereotype 0
some days you're just tired...even if it's not boring
Starchild21 3
Oh yeah? What classes are you taking? My major is astrophysics, and some of the lectures are so boring I just want to set myself on fire.
ireply_w_lyrics 0
haha, if ya want lyrics, take a look at my other comments. i think i have 3 on the wrestling (old guy licks his lips) and my fave one is on the anal :)
lol123mely 0
thats why i dont like sleeping in class because i have a feeling somthing wrong is going to happen x]
blahdsflksfd 0
if you dont like them, why take those courses or be that major. That makes no sense. I am deeply interested in every college course i take
Forremmy 0
your teacher is funny
slasher29 0
sounds like a good teacher
crazybread101 0
haha sucks to be u ... that bitch ass teacher smack that foo
the_coon_fml 0
only thing that could have been worse, saying your teachers name over and over again while nodding your head.
LustWasHeart 0
Should have told them you had a seizure and made them feel bad.
abcdefghijk12345_fml_fml 0
Your teacher is awesome