Today, I was at the beach with friends and I fell asleep while I was tanning. When I woke up, everyone was laughing hysterically. I asked what was so funny, and one of my friends replied, "You farted so loud in your sleep that you woke yourself up." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I fell asleep at a party. I farted so loud that I woke myself up. Everyone heard. FML
Today, I was asleep and snored so loud that I woke myself up. I was at work and I am now the laughing stock of the office. FML
Today, in my sleep I let out a couple of farts. Normally this wouldn't be a big deal, but on this night I had slept in my mom's room. She came to check in on me and violently woke me up because she thought I pooped in the bed. Now my entire family knows I fart in my sleep. FML
Today, I farted so loud that I woke myself up. And the stranger sitting next to me on the airplane. FML
Today, I woke myself up by farting in my sleep, only to realize that the guy I'd brought home from the bar was still next to me. He was awake. FML
Today, I was woken up by my own fart. FML
Today, like many other days, I fell asleep in math class. Unlike other days, however, I woke up with a start while ripping a really loud fart in my sleep. The whole class heard it because it was during a lecture. Even the teacher was laughing at me and I had to walk, no, run out of the room. FML
Today, I farted so loudly in my sleep that it woke myself, my husband, and our cat. The cat let me know he was startled by clawing and biting the perceived threat, my bum. FML
Today, I was on the train when I fell asleep. Everything would have been fine but I was suddenly jerked awake by the very loud sound of my own fart, followed by the stares of many strangers. FML
Today, my dog farted so loud in his sleep that he scared himself and woke up barking. This afternoon I achieved the same feat. FML
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Top comments
catatonicsleep 17
My dog does that, it's funny..
maybe_tomorrow 0
Nothing like a loud PARP to wake you from your slumber xD
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Comments (88)
_unwritten_xox 0
HAHAHA. Fav. Oh and, last ;P
Albedo667 5
rofl great way to start my day off, nothing like a dam good laugh
marz88 0
I call shenanigans. Family Guy episode
curryndricegirll 0
ahahaha! this one is hilarious!
dx169 0
Probably smelt so good that when you unconsciously smelled it in your sleep, you salivated and woke yourself up.
KarinaLizeth18 5
oh that's icky haha!!! priceless
teozac 0
My sis did this once
kwosti 0
Bahahahhahahahahahahaahah
bgukusa00 0
hahahaha Lamo and #3 haha
catatonicsleep 17
My dog does that, it's funny..
maybe_tomorrow 0
Nothing like a loud PARP to wake you from your slumber xD
waterynuggets 0
Lmao XD MLIA
teesha_fml 0
... sigh
sexy_mamasita 0
ROFL, this made my day :')
24788 7
Omg that's horrible. I feel bad for you. Yea, nothing could of really been worst than that in public.
Ranoona 0
haha I added this to my favorites :'D
evan_789 7
Copied from family guy!!!!!
24788 7
This is true, we need research though. Go
Compwiz1993 0
Yeah, this actually WAS on family guy on TBS last night. Brian woke himself up with his fart. Since this episode was on last night and this fml just happened it's pretty obvious it's fake.
StraightUp 1
Exactly. The episode was on LAST NIGHT!!! At least wait a few days, because Brian was the 1st thing that came to me when I read this!