Today, a coworker introduced herself to me and told me she hopes I enjoy my new job. We've worked in the same building for two years. I say hello every time I see her. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my colleague introduced herself and said, "I know how nerve-racking first days are!" Which is nice of her, except I've been at this company longer than she has. FML
Today, I was paired up with my long-term crush for a project. She introduced herself to me and asked if I was new this year. We've gone to the same school since kindergarten. FML
Today, I went on a trip with some people from work to watch a baseball game. Halfway through the game, one of my managers shook my hand and said "Nice to Meet You." I've been working there for 3 months. FML
Today, my mom started her new job; she's now my new coworker. She's already told the other girl I'd said she talks too much, and has berated me for not calling her "Mom" while at work. FML
Today, I got asked, “And you are…?” by a senior colleague while in a morning meeting at work. I’ve been working here for 3 months and I've already introduced myself multiple times to them. FML
Today, a coworker told me she may be in love with me. I admitted similar feelings and we agreed, since we're both happily married, not to spend time together anymore. Two hours later we were both promoted to run the same project, where we'll be "working hand in glove for the next couple of years." FML
Today, a woman at the retirement home I work at told me she was new and asked me a few questions. I asked her when she moved in. She was a new coworker, not a new resident. FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to the girl I like, who also happens to be my coworker. She told my boss, and they're laughing about it as I type this. FML
Today, I confidently told my new coworker, "See you tomorrow!" It’s Friday. Now they think I’m either too eager to please management or I don’t know how days work. FML
Today, I got a new job where one of my co-workers is someone I have been in love with for over 5 years now. She's married but my feelings for her just won't go away. FML
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Top comments
Lilllly_1316 0
next time you walk by her, say "I slept will your husband." She'll remember you then. :)
WOODYfromthaBAY 0
shes probably a blonde. dont worry about it
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Comments (67)
FriskyTaco 0
wear a funny tie next time so she'll remember you
rhiseph 0
girl needs a bitch slap, then she won't ever forget you!!!!!
leeshxx 3
op is a girl mate, girls don't usually wear ties
awardZu 0
That's why she will be memorable!
leeshxx 3
36 touché
purplepandaz 0
I agree with the tie, even for a girl, but I don't think 'that funny tie girl' is the best nickname when ur apparently 'new' at work
JojoChuo 8
Agree with 53, nothing wrong with girls wearing a tie.
WOODYfromthaBAY 0
shes probably a blonde. dont worry about it
ImaWiseGuy 5
simple solution, be more impressionable....
EmoGiana 0
Somebody better get some ice for that BURN!
leeshxx 3
2- boo u *****! 28- umm use your lame call in an appropriate time and fashion next time. no one has been "burnt" so calm the farm woman
ImaWiseGuy 5
ha, 32 you made me smile....
leeshxx 3
35- your welcome
ifiFaLL 1
LOL 32 yessss!
gearsmaster 0
no I agree she was probably blonde.. or one of those office ***** that just don't remember who they f***** the previous night. trashhh
esu 5
you don't need attention from someone like that
leeshxx 3
what happened to my comment?!
Lilllly_1316 0
next time you walk by her, say "I slept will your husband." She'll remember you then. :)
lilmisslovely13 15
hahaha lol. thats the perfect solution
EmoGiana 0
That was just one of those comments that made my day... complete.
livin_plur 0
win
jandee 0
Dang, I Would of said "I had worked here for 2 years, I Sit right there across from you & Now you notice me." Just to Make Her Feel Stupid.. Fukk That's Cold D:
MyChemical_fml 0
You'd say THAT to make herself feel stupid? Does anyone else see irony? Well That's Interesting, I Hope you do Make Her Feel Stupid.
SchiTzenGiglez 0
Women just suck sometimes
Zya_fml 8
pun intended?
chel325 2
^sweet shop!
leeshxx 3
and they bite
iRiS890 5
^Only when asked^
maa_rico 4
kinky bitches never ask.
maa_rico 4
or wait to be asked cuz they are freaking kinky.
j_cat187 20
biggest fear has anybody seen the movie teeth?
riggens7522 0
it's a nasty movie
Livinia 11
Just don't say hi to her anymore. She probably won't even notice.
jandee 0
@ 3 Lol xD..!
kumakichi 0
what a bitch I bet she said it on purpose she knows you work there. # 3 : I slept with your husband., really? good one..sarcmarcsarcmarc
HarryMcC 1
ignorant bitch
ButtRaep 0
backhand her