Today, I emailed my crush an anonymous love letter. It wasn't until twenty minutes later that I realized that the email address I used contained my full name. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realized that the guy I've been sending anonymous, dirty emails to knows who I am. My signature, which includes my full name, was automatically added to the end of every email. FML
Today, I sent a love letter I'd written meant for my crush to a friend so she could evaluate my prose before I actually sent it to him. For some reason, my emotions got the best of me, and I mistakenly CC'd my mom. She replied with three crying-with-laughter emojis. FML
Today, my creepy, stalker ex-girlfriend was given an anonymous love letter. She's convinced it's from me. FML
Today, I found a love letter in my mail. It was from a girl I met at a bar few weeks ago. I never gave her my address or last name. I guess I have a stalker now. FML
Today, I finished writing the most perfect love letter for this girl at summer school. At the end of the letter I signed: Your secret admirer. Cute, right? Not really. Turns out I was so anxious to finish the letter that I ended up writing my name at the bottom. FML
Today, I wrote a note for my crush of two years, expressing all my feelings for him, signed it as "Forever your lover", then I slipped it into his locker. Later that day, he walked up to me, tossed the note at me, and said, "You know I recognize your handwriting, right?" FML
Today, I spent an hour meticulously crafting the perfect text to ask my crush out. Just as I hit send, I realized I'd accidentally sent a screenshot of the conversation to my crush instead. Now they know my level of commitment: zero. FML
Today, I decided to write a romantic email to my boyfriend describing how much I love and miss him. An hour later, I got an email back saying, "I think we need to discuss this." It seems I sent it to my teacher by mistake. FML
Today, I bought a birthday card, wrote a long message, then sealed the envelope. At the party, I handed it over and immediately noticed the name on the front. I'd bought two cards at the same time and given her the one meant for someone else, my secret crush. I fled as soon as I could. FML
Today, I sent a message to my crush saying, “Hey, how are you?” I immediately followed it up with another message that said, “Oops, wrong person,” because I panicked. Now he probably thinks I wasn’t even trying to talk to him. FML
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ByronJess 17
And that's why you don't send love letters like a creeper.
ksjones2 5
Thats why you write love 'letters' not love 'emails'
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Comments (153)
PistolWhiper93 0
OOPS! Smooth move grammar man.
jman3113 4
Smooth move
KunoKanashimi 3
Nice going, smart one.
KunoKanashimi 3
Nice going, smart one.
old09 11
Well there's three ways to deal with this: 1)LIE!!!!! 2)man(or woman) up and face it. 3)....Nevermind. Don't do this one I doubt you wanna sacrifice a herd of goats on an altar.
perdix 31
What's the point of the anonymous love letter? If she feels the same, you're wasting time by not making yourself known. Otherwise, you'll want to move on before the restraining orders start to come down. Then, it will become difficult to buy a gun.
lantern 6
Dork. Let's just hope he had a good response...
dragynfyre 4
interesting cause my boss got an anonymous love letter today....
cooldaddio 14
I'm waiting for "This FML has been commented on by its original poster."
toelie 26
You can always pretend you never meant to send it anonymously in the first place. Just await your crush's response.