Today, I emailed my crush an anonymous love letter. It wasn't until twenty minutes later that I realized that the email address I used contained my full name. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I realized that the guy I've been sending anonymous, dirty emails to knows who I am. My signature, which includes my full name, was automatically added to the end of every email. FML
Today, I sent a love letter I'd written meant for my crush to a friend so she could evaluate my prose before I actually sent it to him. For some reason, my emotions got the best of me, and I mistakenly CC'd my mom. She replied with three crying-with-laughter emojis. FML
Today, my creepy, stalker ex-girlfriend was given an anonymous love letter. She's convinced it's from me. FML
Today, I found a love letter in my mail. It was from a girl I met at a bar few weeks ago. I never gave her my address or last name. I guess I have a stalker now. FML
Today, I finished writing the most perfect love letter for this girl at summer school. At the end of the letter I signed: Your secret admirer. Cute, right? Not really. Turns out I was so anxious to finish the letter that I ended up writing my name at the bottom. FML
Today, I wrote a note for my crush of two years, expressing all my feelings for him, signed it as "Forever your lover", then I slipped it into his locker. Later that day, he walked up to me, tossed the note at me, and said, "You know I recognize your handwriting, right?" FML
Today, I spent an hour meticulously crafting the perfect text to ask my crush out. Just as I hit send, I realized I'd accidentally sent a screenshot of the conversation to my crush instead. Now they know my level of commitment: zero. FML
Today, I decided to write a romantic email to my boyfriend describing how much I love and miss him. An hour later, I got an email back saying, "I think we need to discuss this." It seems I sent it to my teacher by mistake. FML
Today, I bought a birthday card, wrote a long message, then sealed the envelope. At the party, I handed it over and immediately noticed the name on the front. I'd bought two cards at the same time and given her the one meant for someone else, my secret crush. I fled as soon as I could. FML
Today, I sent a message to my crush saying, “Hey, how are you?” I immediately followed it up with another message that said, “Oops, wrong person,” because I panicked. Now he probably thinks I wasn’t even trying to talk to him. FML
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ByronJess 17
And that's why you don't send love letters like a creeper.
ksjones2 5
Thats why you write love 'letters' not love 'emails'
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Comments (153)
Calyx_fml 22
Good. It's time you stopped being so passive aggressive and actually made a move. YDI
hunteer9 5
Hey she could be blonde,then that won't be an issue right
forever_born 6
Wow what an idiot no offense but pay more attention
prettigrlwrock 0
Maybe instead of acting like a Creep you should actually talk to him/ her. How old are you 8?... Love letters?
neuroticallyyour_fml 17
I've said it before and I'll say it again- if you're an adult and still insist on using the term "crush" to describe the person you like, YDI. Why? because it makes you sound like all you read is Seventeen and Cosmo Girl and that's not attractive. If OP isn't an adult still, YDI.
someguy314159265 15
Out of curiosity, what term are you supposed to use? I thought "crush" was a perfectly short word to use for the person that one is infatuated with, regardless of age, gender, sexual orientation, or future actions.
jerjy1 5
be more careful
wiseguy69 0
Just say: sorry wrong person!
someguy314159265 15
Either talk to him/her in person, or cease all communication with him/her.
Epiqness 0
Same thing happened with me, but it was a voicemail.
CrimsonViolets 11
Moron.