Today, I finished writing the most perfect love letter for this girl at summer school. At the end of the letter I signed: Your secret admirer. Cute, right? Not really. Turns out I was so anxious to finish the letter that I ended up writing my name at the bottom. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
And they call it puppy love…
Today, I gathered the courage and wrote a love letter to put in the girl I like's school bag, at the end of classes. I felt anxious for a response. Her bag turned out to be her cousin's, and I became a joke in the classroom. FML
Today, I emailed my crush an anonymous love letter. It wasn't until twenty minutes later that I realized that the email address I used contained my full name. FML
Today, I wrote my boyfriend a love letter during class and told him to read it when he got home. He texted me later asking me why I gave him my school assignment. I must have handed the love letter in to my teacher. FML
Forever
Today, I wrote a note for my crush of two years, expressing all my feelings for him, signed it as "Forever your lover", then I slipped it into his locker. Later that day, he walked up to me, tossed the note at me, and said, "You know I recognize your handwriting, right?" FML
Everyone's a critic
Today, I sent a love letter I'd written meant for my crush to a friend so she could evaluate my prose before I actually sent it to him. For some reason, my emotions got the best of me, and I mistakenly CC'd my mom. She replied with three crying-with-laughter emojis. FML
Today, I received the sweetest love letter from my boyfriend after having a bad day. After gushing about it and reading it to my friends, they said it reminded them of a letter that they'd seen online. He got it from a fill-in-the-blank love letter generator. FML
The message
Today, I bought a birthday card, wrote a long message, then sealed the envelope. At the party, I handed it over and immediately noticed the name on the front. I'd bought two cards at the same time and given her the one meant for someone else, my secret crush. I fled as soon as I could. FML
Sorry…
Today, I was falling in love with the nostalgia of having handwritten love letters and flowers left on my windshield. Turns out my "secret admirer" was just a mean prank conjured up by my coworkers. They laughed. I cried, hard. FML
Today, I found a love letter in my mail. It was from a girl I met at a bar few weeks ago. I never gave her my address or last name. I guess I have a stalker now. FML
Hard pass
Today, I finally worked up the courage to write a girl a note, with my number on it, and the words: "You're stunning. Get in touch sometime." Heart pounding, I saw her, got up, and passed her the note. Then I passed out at her feet. FML
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Randomguy16 0
That's not necessarily a bad thing
Glam_fml 0
Well now she knows that YOU actually like her. What is the point of writing a love letter if the person will never know who it is from? It seems stupid to me.
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Lucky_strike_fml 0
i moderate this :D
rjrudman 0
Secret admirer is entirely interchangeable with 'creepy stalker'
mike1921 0
This
DoomJeff91 2
is Sparta.
ohmyerica 0
What a shitty FLM to moderate. What the **** is wrong with signing your name to a love letter, especially if it is "perfect" as the OP claimed. This is NOT an FML, this is a man accidentally growing a set of balls.
DameGreyWulf 1
LMFAO 40 Also how the hell are you so anxious you write your name in? I mean, it seems to me, when you are anxious, you most often forget doing that, or something similar. This would make more sense if you forgot to sign it period. But yeah, 40 still has a good point. Oh no, a girl knows you like her, like you INTENDED....
MoobyTheCow 2
#9: And "person who replies to the wrong post to be on top" is entirely interchangeable with "narcissistic asshole."
f_me247 0
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TROLL_fml 0
LOL #61
mattmag 0
I agree with #40
mike1921 0
I agree with #61
TROLL_fml 0
I agree with #80
DoomJeff91 2
Well said #85. I agree.
iiTEMP524 0
YDI for being in summer school. idiot.
Strawberriez95 0
Maybe thats why you're in Summer school?
Impact009 0
A lot of people take summer school to get ahead, or just get certain classes out of the way to make room for more important things like dual credit or AP.
responses 0
Well if your in summer school you certaintly won't be impressing any girls in your lifetime with a high paying and high class career.
greatsarcazm 0
flm?
raptorjebus 0
40 is a ****
thenewguy21 0
or some people take summerschool sp they can get a fre period during the year. cause they are smart enough to take an entire course in 3 weeks. dumb ****.
thepatty8474 10
Oh like the balls that u have to say that to the OP, what if she doesn't like him back? Dumb bitch.
Randomguy16 0
That's not necessarily a bad thing
I_ate_pikachu 0
But she'll probably think he's stupid now for signing both Secret Admirer and his real name. xDD
badluckalex 23
hopefully she didnt think it was creepy, but then again, we dont know what op wrote on the letter
Rach_star 0
Haha, awww. And i agree with #2
pingpongdj 0
tear out that part of the paper then, since it was at the bottom. problem solved! your life is not f-ed :)
dudeitsdanny 10
He probably didn't realize it until he got the restraining order..
boner_93 2
fail.
boner_93 2
whoops, double post.
Srad_fml 0
I don't get it. How is knowing you like her a bad thing? Things could just get worse with anonimity, i.e. she thinks someone else wrote it...
Glam_fml 0
Well now she knows that YOU actually like her. What is the point of writing a love letter if the person will never know who it is from? It seems stupid to me.
MaramaBreaksFace 0
Um re-write it on another piece of paper. It's not rocket science.
epicwinmaster 0
then just rewrite the letter if you didnt give it to her yet. and love letters are over rated. nowadays we just.. i dunno.. ASK HER OUT INSTEAD?? then you will know right away if she likes you