Today, I taught a high school class on public speaking. When I explained how important it was for a presentation to be polished and professional, one kid asked, "Is it professional for your skirt to be tucked into your underwear? I didn't know they made My Little Pony panties for adults." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was giving a presentation to a group of high school kids about how being 'cool' wasn't as important as they might think. When I was done I asked for questions. A kid says, "Miss, I get that you're not into being cool, but you're wearing your pants inside out." He was right. FML
Today, I was teaching a high school calculus class. I wrote a complex formula on the board. As I wrote, students asked if they could take a picture of the board and circulate it. I said yes, and I was pleased as everybody seemed to be taking pictures. Soon, I realized why: my skirt was tucked into my underwear. Within a few minutes, every student in the school had an email with a picture of my ugliest pair of floral-printed panties. FML
Today, I was giving a talk in class, when halfway through someone pointed out that my pubes were sticking out my trousers. FML
Today, it was my first day teaching economics to a university class of 150. For the first 5 minutes, a bunch of students snickered. I asked why. One said, "Your zipper's open, but it doesn't matter because your blue panties are showing through your white pants anyway." FML
Today, I gave a speech at a charity event in part to help with my shyness. Nobody told me I was standing on top of an air vent. It went on. My skirt flew up, revealing my underwear to 90 people. Nobody remembers the content of my speech. FML
Today, I had to give a speech on abstinence to a bunch of teenage boys, and surprisingly they were paying attention. After they left, I went to the bathroom and saw I had missed a few buttons on my blouse. The boys had a close up view of my cleavage for three hours. FML
Today, it was the first day of school, and I split my pants. In a full class. While on a stage. I'm the teacher, and I wasn't wearing underwear. FML
Today, I was doing a sewing project in class. My friend said we should get the teachers to model our designs. I said that I did not think I would have enough material to make clothes for one of the teachers. I said this in front of the whole class very loudly, while the teacher was right next to me. FML
Today, I got ready for work in the dark, and it was noon before someone told me that I had one of my wife's pantyliners stuck to the back of my pants. I'd just given a presentation to 80 people. FML
Today, I gave a sexual harassment seminar, explaining how important it is to not do anything that makes coworkers uncomfortable. Someone joked, "Like telling you your fly is open?" I tried to zip up, but it got caught on my underwear. There were 20 minutes left in the program. FML
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Kurliez408 32
I never understand how women don't feel their skirt/dress tucked in, or the air blowing on their thigh as they walk. Shame no one told you discretely before class OP.
Dave_Davington 34
Otherwise known as My Little Panties.
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RichardPencil 32
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I hope you told that kid to “shut the Fluttershy up!” Because of Bronies, they make MLP everything in adult sizes – condoms, butt plugs, corsets. Don’t let them bully you, Pegasister!
Kurliez408 32
I never understand how women don't feel their skirt/dress tucked in, or the air blowing on their thigh as they walk. Shame no one told you discretely before class OP.
manabi 4
If you have hose or tights on under it, it's _very_ easy to not notice, your legs are covered by those. And the skirt usually gets caught in the hose, so the part stuck is between the hose and panties, not easy to feel. It's not hard in a shorter skirt either, because there's always a bit of a breeze, and it doesn't take a large amount of the skirt to be stuck (so you may not feel it even if it's stuck directly under your panties.) Now if it's an ankle length skirt? I have no clue how you couldn't notice that. It would change the way the skirt moves as you walk.
UmmOkThen 31
Seriously though! As a woman I can honestly say this has never happened to me.
Glowworm56 27
Sounds like when it comes to teaching this class, the My little Pony needs to stay homey.
StarkWolf_fml 23
Heard there's a movie coming soon xD
CrazyTrainWreck 19
At least you weren't a little horse while giving the presentation.
Dave_Davington 34
Otherwise known as My Little Panties.
Lobby_Bee 18
Sounds like they were schooling you instead.
Tess390 7
Maybe next time you can smoothly recover by saying it's a test you do to see whose paying attention to professionalism and the professional way would have been to discreetly let you know rather then shouting it out.
darkfalling 4
I hope you sent them out for being so awful and public about it. That is pretty disrespectful and damaging to the class relationship with teacher to yell at you in class. I had an incident where someone wrote something sexual on the board behind me on a previous lesson (I didn't see) and in the next class my student said, "I'm really sorry miss but there is something really inappropriate on the board behind you." I turned around, was quietly aghast, but simply erased it and said thank you to the kid who told me so subtly. He apologised again and I waved it away and said, "It's okay - thanks for being So subtle and low-key about it." Then went to help him with his work. Students are generally lovely but there are those few who are quite mean. Like they hate you because you're trying to help them learn.
olga_crvjl 19
Omg that super embarrassing lol