Today, I emailed my crush an anonymous love letter. It wasn't until twenty minutes later that I realized that the email address I used contained my full name. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I realized that the guy I've been sending anonymous, dirty emails to knows who I am. My signature, which includes my full name, was automatically added to the end of every email. FML
Today, I sent a love letter I'd written meant for my crush to a friend so she could evaluate my prose before I actually sent it to him. For some reason, my emotions got the best of me, and I mistakenly CC'd my mom. She replied with three crying-with-laughter emojis. FML
Today, my creepy, stalker ex-girlfriend was given an anonymous love letter. She's convinced it's from me. FML
Today, I found a love letter in my mail. It was from a girl I met at a bar few weeks ago. I never gave her my address or last name. I guess I have a stalker now. FML
Today, I finished writing the most perfect love letter for this girl at summer school. At the end of the letter I signed: Your secret admirer. Cute, right? Not really. Turns out I was so anxious to finish the letter that I ended up writing my name at the bottom. FML
Today, I wrote a note for my crush of two years, expressing all my feelings for him, signed it as "Forever your lover", then I slipped it into his locker. Later that day, he walked up to me, tossed the note at me, and said, "You know I recognize your handwriting, right?" FML
Today, I spent an hour meticulously crafting the perfect text to ask my crush out. Just as I hit send, I realized I'd accidentally sent a screenshot of the conversation to my crush instead. Now they know my level of commitment: zero. FML
Today, I decided to write a romantic email to my boyfriend describing how much I love and miss him. An hour later, I got an email back saying, "I think we need to discuss this." It seems I sent it to my teacher by mistake. FML
Today, I bought a birthday card, wrote a long message, then sealed the envelope. At the party, I handed it over and immediately noticed the name on the front. I'd bought two cards at the same time and given her the one meant for someone else, my secret crush. I fled as soon as I could. FML
Today, I sent a message to my crush saying, “Hey, how are you?” I immediately followed it up with another message that said, “Oops, wrong person,” because I panicked. Now he probably thinks I wasn’t even trying to talk to him. FML
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ByronJess 17
And that's why you don't send love letters like a creeper.
ksjones2 5
Thats why you write love 'letters' not love 'emails'
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ByronJess 17
And that's why you don't send love letters like a creeper.
AugustBurnsToast 14
Or proclaim your love outside their bedroom window, which is probably what they'll do next
ss_20_xx 14
You dipshit!
ladyLALAA 29
I think the window thing is cute, am I the only one? Preferably from someone you like as well or it could just be awkward.
br0ccoli 15
41 - too much twilight. Someone standing outside your window without you knowing is either 1) a rapist 2) a pervert 3) a stalker 4) all of the above Girls would shit themselves if they saw a random person watching them at night, behind the bushes. How much more for a rabid dog or a giant mosquito?
ladyLALAA 29
46, I'd like to defend myself by saying I do not like or endorse anything to do with that rubbish twilight!
ladyLALAA 29
Also, I said preferably someone you like, I should have added not strangers!
asherm 15
Boom box "in your eyes....".
pinky78711 5
46,, verry true
ComTlancy 12
How does one send love letters like a creeper? By going "sssssssSSSSSS"?
ShyAnn29 15
What's so wrong with Twilight? I like it, I think it's very good!
ZTD09 2
Unless you have is not between them.
crackz12 10
94- you're retarded those are clearly two different sentences
br0ccoli 15
Lalaa- even if it was a crush, it's still stalker-y. However, i do see your point. Yay, someone else doesn't like twilight! Am I the only one disturbed that people see it as 'romantic' to be in a relationship with a person that can use you as a food source?
teejayx7 0
Dude, I hate twilight too but we can be a food source too ie cannibalism so yeah
OHai15 12
@69(hehhh hehhh 69....sex preference...) Twilight is by far the worst movie(s) ever!!!!!
OHai15 12
oooops sorry ppl i meant #76 :P
ALpein 0
Twilight is the story about Stephenie Meyers- oh, I mean Bella, the most average and for some reason, always depressed teen who's got an extremely stalkerish pedo-pire after her along with a constantly shirtless werewolf. The romance story of our generation.
ladyLALAA 29
104, I read the most disturbing thing today, a couple reenacted the movie for their wedding. But wait for it... They also changed their surnames to Cullen.
PhoenixDark1313 2
well, you are wrong then
obri98 10
Cannables can make you into a food source too... Just sayin
br0ccoli 15
131- omg are you serious? What is this world coming to? I wouldn't be surprised if you saw 'Edward Cullen' on this year's ballot. 129- depressed. That's the word I was looking for to describe her. Yes.
ladyLALAA 29
139 yes, I'm afraid I am I was truly horrified to read this. And at 129 Bella is so depressed all she does is the whole stare at the ground... Look up sadly, bite lip... Look at the ground.
WhyCantIDoRight 5
WIN!
Choconumm 8
Facepalm
lorenzoman77 7
"oh Jenny I've been watching you from your apartment window for a month now and I just wanted to say I love you." [email protected]
rachrocks101 0
I guess guys can be blonde too. Or just stupid.
DalPozzo13 10
Dumbass.. Do you not think before you do things?
MonsterCommenter 4
Yes....because every normal person thinks about the negative and positive consequence of every action they make. Most people don't take the time fo do that, and i damn sure know that i don't. I wing it, everytime.
muzy 23
31-There are not enough insults in the English language to describe you.
jacobboothe 2
There's one for you... Grammar-ly incompetent
muzy 23
er....that's not an insult.
muzy 23
p.s. I think the word you're looking for is grammatically.
daisy963 4
Haha nothing like correcting the corrector..
SpruceDread4578 13
83- I meant to thumbs up you but I accidentally clicked thumb down. Please accept my apologies.
ksjones2 5
Thats why you write love 'letters' not love 'emails'
blcksocks 19
Why do you have poo on your face?
yahoowizard 16
It's easier with letters to not write your name at the top when making it anonymous
coolstorybro6969 6
25 - two girls one cup
MerrikBarbarian 9
27- rockets are probably not the safest manner with which to declare your affections for someone... Though it presents a very amusing mental image!
muFilter 19
One girl no cup.
EffYoLife 14
Dummy
AFloppyWetWhale 6
Yeah seriously. And besides, what happened 20 minutes later? Hmm?
G0odgrief 0
says the person who just called someone dummy.
danniru11 9
are you 5?
ariannaimelda 7
Clearly, you're the master at being anonymous. Teach me your ways O wise one!
KickItHigh 32
You don't send a love letter to someone who's your crush. Extra creepy if they don't know you or you got their email off of facebook.
SpicyDuck 22
I hope it included a nude! It might even things out.
desireev 18
I know this is so off topic, but you look EXACTLY like one of my friends. I am constantly looking at your profile thinking that you may be her. Lol But you're a good distance away from me. So there's no way possible.. Lol
muzy 23
stranger danger !
oxxxjackyxxxo 3
That would be a slutty thing to do tho. -Shaking My Head-
berichsoon 11
It was meant to happen, trust me you would rather find out how he feels about you sooner than later after it gets deep
WCARlover 35
Oh gosh I can feel the embarrassment from here...but really who sends love letters anymore? I gotta say YDI sorry
memob123 0
Yeah, who wants to be romantic anymore?
asherm 15
Goodbye to romance....
theburtonbullet 5
I like your choice in music.
WCARlover 35
I guess I should've said anonymous love letters...I think love letters when you're already dating is good but anonymous ones are sort of creepy
derkster 6
Party hat lol?