Today, I realized that the guy I've been sending anonymous, dirty emails to knows who I am. My signature, which includes my full name, was automatically added to the end of every email. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I emailed my crush an anonymous love letter. It wasn't until twenty minutes later that I realized that the email address I used contained my full name. FML
Today, I discovered my ex has been signing my email up for various newsletters. I knew I was getting a lot of spam, but didn't know why. It became apparent when one of these emails had his name in it. FML
Today, I finally found out who has been hacking my email account to send dirty messages to my teacher. My dad. FML
Today, I decided to finally tell my name to this really hot guy I had been anonymously chatting with for a couple of weeks. He said he would be fine with whoever I am, and want to go out with me. After sending my name, there was a long, awkward pause, and his last reply to me was, "Oh." FML
Today, I noticed that I've been spelling my company's name wrong in my email signature for over a year. FML
Today, my creepy, stalker ex-girlfriend was given an anonymous love letter. She's convinced it's from me. FML
Today, I found out that my 'girlfriend', who I've been emailing with, was really my friend playing a prank on me. He asked me for naked pictures of myself and I sent them to him. FML
Today, a guy I blocked online for sending me creepy messages showed up at my house. I have no idea how he found my address, or even my real name. FML
Today, I was emailing a government employee at the place I'm hoping to get hired by. I realized too late I had been emailing her with my personal email address, which is rather jokey and unprofessional. She noticed and started referring to me as that. FML
Today, my university professor asked us to submit anonymous course feedback. I wrote three paragraphs criticizing his lectures. Ten minutes later, I realized I'd left my full name at the bottom of the page. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
sourskittle95 5
sorry op but you totally deserved it.
vivsss 11
why were you sending dirty emails anyway?
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (288)
plantfood 4
that sucks!!! haha
captainTexas84 0
first!!!
Isabel312 0
that's what OP gets for not knowing how to be a professional stalker. o.o
MyScrewedUpLifeS 0
I'm so happy for you!!!!!! op, ur kinda dumb...
flockz 20
u might be first, but i always finish last.
Hello_kitty_love_fml 0
wtf it sent a lot.. sorry fail ipod.
sourskittle95 5
sorry op but you totally deserved it.
Sippin_koolaid 0
Agreed. It was a YDI after "anonymous dirty emails". WTF? You might as well become a **** star, it actually pays,.
IAmNotAnAnimal 9
Ah, Brett Favre is still gettin' the woman.
Sippin_koolaid 0
more like Anthony wiener
n1c0l3t 0
Of course OP does!!! Why would they be talking to a stranger in the first place? stranger danger?!?! Hello!!! It's people like this that gives people my age a bad reputation.
flockz 20
see no u guys have it ALL wrong. OP was just simply emailing this person to inform them of how much they love playing in the mud and rolling in the dirt. u guys just assume way too quickly op is a ***** shame on u. now op whats your email?
daisyloo 7
Wow OP, you so totally deserved it.
gTOtheT 7
ydi op for being a creepy stalker person :/
XxXHaCkErXxX 0
OP is such a smartie.
taytay6510 6
can you say..****.
flockz 20
sssssss.... sluuuuu. sluhhhhhhhh. sluhhhhhhht. ****. ******* YES I SAID IT.
mlebethbear 0
sorry but I agree ydi
a_nutritionist 10
i can say ****. can you say judgemental ****?
powderpuffjord13 0
way to beee
UN1T3D 6
dumb ass... really?
DropTheDaggerxx 31
This is why when you want to ***** yourself out on the Internet, you need to be a smart cybwhore. Who actually puts their name as a signature? Most of the time it's some dumbass quote or song lyric or "xXx [first name]".
Boygenius50 8
Why does this "Anonymous" guy get so many FML's confirmed??? They must have a pretty sad life :(
getviolated 5
this "e-mail", is this what the kids are doing these days?
enonymous 9
I thought you were sending him cheescake yummy pictures?
kaylaaa1312 3
Next time, be a bit more classy.
smellymellyy 7
96- holllly shit if you're serious then you're very dumb.. lmao any poster can opt to be anonymous on their fml
nikkon416 13
I love references to previous fml's
FurryPride 9
That sane thing happened to me except it wasn't dirty messages. Also only my first name.
FurryPride 9
same**
ILUVMSC 5
and why were you doing this?
redbluegreen 41
What I fail to understand is how someone so idiotic managed to get on a computer in the first place.
IAm1AwesomeChick 7
96, you sir are no genius
n_epic_fail 14
what possessed you to do this in the first place? lmao yea FYL but UDI
cc_the_beast 6
Similar thing happened to me, I had an email account I set up ages ago just for footy tipping. About a year later I started talking to my father for the first time using that email. The name attached to the account was 'Sanchez Monkeyfucker'.
IAm1AwesomeChick 7
208, Your story isn't that similar to OP's but it is definitely hilarious. Sanchez Monkeyfucker? Lmfao
joker1995 2
im amazed every day by how stupid people are
UnicornHunter 12
YDI.
whybother8 0
then it doesnt sound like the SAME thing..
gangstaco_ol 3
ydi
brenkite 5
You deserve it for having an email signature
vivsss 11
why were you sending dirty emails anyway?
sourskittle95 5
true dat!
KaptainKronicX 5
People still use email? Maybe I've just been spoiled with texting and Facebook :$
Benji114 0
Email is typically used for something called "work". Something you seem to have no experience in.
CallMeHush 1
Because she knew I would enjoy them... then forward to my friends.
oreobunbun 3
dirty mails to people that don't know her...
kaykay9080 5
I like t0 fap, sheesh.
grapisy 8
4- because the telegram operator was on strike.
teh1337 1
I seem to only use email. I don't text much, and I think people with face book waste too much time.
howdmynosego 12
sorry 59 but your not alone
Eggers 2
103- says the guy with a Nyan Cat profile pic. talk about a waste of time.
FurryPride 9
Agreed 103
wolflover44 5
I actually don't have Facebook. Email and texting is all I have...
lilmisslovely13 15
219- same with me.
atthegates 0
nobody asked or cares
blondebrunette11 4
especially to a stranger...
PutItIn 8
Well I believe the question we all wanna kno is why weren't you ??
electricmaster 0
hey, 146, Nyan Cat ftw. NYANYANYAN.
ArielTheMermaid 17
how could you not realize that? YDI
wordnerd42 0
Lemme guess, you wear glow-in-the-dark camouflage.
DeadxManxWalking 27
sorry but I don't get it.
wordnerd42 0
Probably because it was intended as a standalone comment and not a response to 5.. Thumb failure. However, if you still don't get it, I wouldn't trust you with e-mail.
brettrb 18
Desperate much?
Ttbomb 0
Hahaha technology got to love it
gaganinia 14
lol
EatnBeef 7
hahahahahahhahaha technology, the Achilles heal of the Arabian world. (iron man reference) thumbsdown plz
Babalu722 3
heel*
kenharb 4
Damn auto-correct. Always messing up texts and attaching names to anonymous emails...
wendyyyy 0
oops... gotta make sure you're actually anonymous when you want to be.
edogy 0
they are now
Sweej 1
And that's what you would call an epic failure.
Rainbow_dumpster 28
Idiot.
eminemchick 19
i just read that in dwights voiceXD(the office)
xXshadowrollerXx 6
There's no possible way I can feel sympathy for you. But, hey, at least you may end up on 4chan.