Today, I found a love letter in my mail. It was from a girl I met at a bar few weeks ago. I never gave her my address or last name. I guess I have a stalker now. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I received the only love letter I've ever gotten. Too bad it's from the guy who's been stalking me. FML
Today, my creepy, stalker ex-girlfriend was given an anonymous love letter. She's convinced it's from me. FML
Today, I emailed my crush an anonymous love letter. It wasn't until twenty minutes later that I realized that the email address I used contained my full name. FML
Today, my parents told me that they received a letter from a prison. Being curious they opened it up and read the entire thing. It was from this girl I randomly met. Now I have a prison stalker and my parents think I date felons. FML
Today, I found garbage in my postbox. In amongst the garbage, I found a note saying ''This is all you ever will get. Stay away from me!'', from the girl I sent a love poem to the other day. FML
Today, I decided to reach out to someone I'd met randomly. I found them on social media and sent them a message. After telling my SO, he pointed out that that was stalking. I'm a creep now. FML
Today, I got a reply to my Valentine's Day card that I sent to my girlfriend. I'll get the address right next time because her neighbor is really creeping me out now. FML
Today, I found out my stalker is my mom's new boyfriend. FML
Today, a guy I blocked online for sending me creepy messages showed up at my house. I have no idea how he found my address, or even my real name. FML
Today, I found out that my crazy stalker got a crazy stalker too. And she's also stalking me. So basically, I'm in some sort of a stalking triangle. FML
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Top comments
riddhi 16
most probably, you will have to get a restraining order soon
FrostyyFML 15
Well at least someone likes you right OP?
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Comments (45)
riddhi 16
most probably, you will have to get a restraining order soon
FrostyyFML 15
Well at least someone likes you right OP?
xx000o 27
Maybe you have unknowingly been her secret crush and this is an attempt to make something happen.
TheSiraffe 16
Crazy people make the world a little more interesting
whysojealous 18
SOMEONE LIIIIKES YOUUUU
captain_hero89 22
Next Nicolas Sparks book plot
HoboMeth 36
Run
magiotti 10
Doesnt mean she's a stalker though. Maybe she really felt a connection and just asked someone at the bar for your last name and looked up your mailing address in the phone book.
ashqualls 9
Yeah and that's still creepy and kind of considered stalking
iiTzNeeNerz 26
I'm pretty sure that's a textbook stalker.
Pop_And_Lock 14
The fact that you're justifying this has me scared for any of your crushes, past, present, or future.
cheeeksss 29
7, are you her?
fhbyf 2
I don't understand why people are downvoting you. I don't think looking up address in publicly open address book is creepy at all. Unless she sends a few more letters and waits under his window at night, it's not even close to stalking. People are overly paranoid these days. I'm gonna get downvoted too, i know.
Crazynocatlady 22
#7 your crazy is showing
rhyspiecesno8 18
For all the people downvoting. Say you meet the love of your life at a bar. You guys have a nice talk and you can tell he's the one. Unfortunately he never gives you his name or number. So you ask the bartender or someone you've seen hanging out with him. There now you've found the love of your life. And now he thinks your a stalker
chuka81 27
Is your address so difficult to find? She could have asked your friends if you went to the bar with any. She left a letter in the mail. She's done it just once. I don't think it's stalking just yet.
xx000o 27
Maybe not quite stalking just yet, but an informal declaration to stalk.
PePziNL 20
I lost my wallet a couple months ago. The next day the guy who found it was at my door, said he tried to call me a few times aswell. Neither my adress or phone number was in my wallet. Those things are easily found online nowadays.
TheMathMajor 26
If your ID was in there, they would have both your full name and your address. The girl had neither of those things.
HylianWarrior 21
Are you sure you didn't give at least your last name? You were at a bar, and my guess would be not entirely sober.