Today, I emailed my crush an anonymous love letter. It wasn't until twenty minutes later that I realized that the email address I used contained my full name. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I realized that the guy I've been sending anonymous, dirty emails to knows who I am. My signature, which includes my full name, was automatically added to the end of every email. FML
Today, I sent a love letter I'd written meant for my crush to a friend so she could evaluate my prose before I actually sent it to him. For some reason, my emotions got the best of me, and I mistakenly CC'd my mom. She replied with three crying-with-laughter emojis. FML
Today, my creepy, stalker ex-girlfriend was given an anonymous love letter. She's convinced it's from me. FML
Today, I found a love letter in my mail. It was from a girl I met at a bar few weeks ago. I never gave her my address or last name. I guess I have a stalker now. FML
Today, I finished writing the most perfect love letter for this girl at summer school. At the end of the letter I signed: Your secret admirer. Cute, right? Not really. Turns out I was so anxious to finish the letter that I ended up writing my name at the bottom. FML
Today, I wrote a note for my crush of two years, expressing all my feelings for him, signed it as "Forever your lover", then I slipped it into his locker. Later that day, he walked up to me, tossed the note at me, and said, "You know I recognize your handwriting, right?" FML
Today, I spent an hour meticulously crafting the perfect text to ask my crush out. Just as I hit send, I realized I'd accidentally sent a screenshot of the conversation to my crush instead. Now they know my level of commitment: zero. FML
Today, I decided to write a romantic email to my boyfriend describing how much I love and miss him. An hour later, I got an email back saying, "I think we need to discuss this." It seems I sent it to my teacher by mistake. FML
Today, I bought a birthday card, wrote a long message, then sealed the envelope. At the party, I handed it over and immediately noticed the name on the front. I'd bought two cards at the same time and given her the one meant for someone else, my secret crush. I fled as soon as I could. FML
Today, I sent a message to my crush saying, “Hey, how are you?” I immediately followed it up with another message that said, “Oops, wrong person,” because I panicked. Now he probably thinks I wasn’t even trying to talk to him. FML
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ByronJess 17
And that's why you don't send love letters like a creeper.
ksjones2 5
Thats why you write love 'letters' not love 'emails'
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Comments (153)
Bakarra 22
I did that once on formspring back when that was cool, I feel your pain
PostItSticker 11
Well hopefully he deletes it as Spam Mail.
linkinpark98 24
That would be kind of sad actually… Just deleting a letter he knows was from her. XD I think OP is in a tough situation.
hugsnkissesforu 0
Next time pay more attention to details. When I like someone I wait for the right time to tell them, worst case scenario they say no, laugh in your face and so on, but you will get over it and move on. It's worth the risk for a chance at satisfaction.
asherm 15
So true, take a chance. If it doesn't work out, well, you're still breathing and there's more fish in the sea
LSS_fml 18
They might appreciate the courage it took to pour your heart out? Then again life's not a tv show.
monkeywrench1 10
Very smooth Dr. Love!
hugsnkissesforu 0
It doesn't say he/she did not know the person in person, she could have, or not we won't know because it doesn't say like I would tell the OP, pay attention to detail.
Birdie_Sage 0
Well, it's do or die! Be happy that your name was on it, I bet he was going to ask who it was anyways before giving an actual response...
G0odgrief 0
exactly. I have never really understood the point of anonymous love letters. you poor your heart out and declare your feelings and then don't sign it. it is like saying yeah I feel all that but in the end you're not worth the risk have a nice life.
G0odgrief 0
*pour. is there a way to edit actual comments?
wiseguy69 0
Ya man, go big or go home!
Bmck112 4
I can think of worse emails sent out because of the evil "reply all" button that has caused people to lose jobs. Be glad you aren't one of them.
chelseaaababyyy 17
well, i'm not sure why you would think that was a good idea but i would just tell him you left your email account up and your friend playing a prank on you.
chelseaaababyyy 17
*was playing a prank on you.
desireev 18
My Creeper-Beeper just went off, OP! I hate doing it, but I'm voting YDI on this one. Pay closer attention if you must be creepy! :)