Today, I wrote a note for my crush of two years, expressing all my feelings for him, signed it as "Forever your lover", then I slipped it into his locker. Later that day, he walked up to me, tossed the note at me, and said, "You know I recognize your handwriting, right?" FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that the girl I've been in love with for a long while got back together with her ex boyfriend because he had confessed his true feelings to her through a note in her locker. It was my note. FML
Today, I was passing notes in class with my crush. I started to pour my heart out and tell him about how I've liked him for years. I was caught by the teacher. He looked at it, laughed, and tore it up. He then looked at me and said, "I just saved you from years of embarrassment. You're welcome." FML
Today, my secret crush, who sits next to me in Bio, asked if he could borrow my notes. I agreed. It was only after he drove away, with my notebook, that I realized that in the back of my notes, I had written his name 100 times, surrounded by little hearts. FML
Today, I emailed my crush an anonymous love letter. It wasn't until twenty minutes later that I realized that the email address I used contained my full name. FML
Today, I wrote out a note to the guy I liked. I went to hand it to him, but he said, "Sorry, that's not mine," and walked away. I was so nervous, I couldn't speak. FML
Today, I wrote my boyfriend a love letter during class and told him to read it when he got home. He texted me later asking me why I gave him my school assignment. I must have handed the love letter in to my teacher. FML
Today, my friend, on whom I have a crush since I can remember, read the most beautiful poem to me, which he'd written himself. After reading it, he said that it was for a girl he likes, and asked me if it was good. FML
Today, I passed the girl I like a note asking her out, signed Mark H. She picked it up, read it, turned around and asked me, "Do you know who Mark H. is?" FML
Today, I gave my crush my number in a note that said "Read in private." Not only did she read it in front of her friends, she also laughed at it. FML
Today, I bought a birthday card, wrote a long message, then sealed the envelope. At the party, I handed it over and immediately noticed the name on the front. I'd bought two cards at the same time and given her the one meant for someone else, my secret crush. I fled as soon as I could. FML
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Singularity_fml 0
"Forever your lover"...personally, I would've stayed away from you. That's a creepy way to sign a pointless way of expressing your feelings. Just go talk to him if you're serious.
24788 7
Haha, at least he notices you.
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24788 7
Haha, at least he notices you.
cutiepiex3 0
I agree! At least he knows your handwriting (:
ericahlstedt 0
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YDI FOR BEING A GIRL
Starchild21 3
Wow you're definitely going to die a virgin.
Orgazm0 0
Nice one :) *high five*
minkledoo22 0
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Yeah... Cuz it's not weird that he reconizes your handwriting or any thing... AHEM *CREEPER* AHEM Cough cough.... BLEEEEEHEGAGAGA HIPPOPAUTAMUS!!!
Ox_Baker 0
You deserve it for using the word "crush" to mean something other than orange soda or destroying things.
AngelRaven89 0
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well he sure did crush her pretty well heh sorry op that sucks. Maybe you should actually talk to him. love letters are very "out" nowadays i think
Moemoemoe_fml 0
Love letters are never "out". It's just that there's too many losers who don't appreciate it, like the OP's crush. :(
trollin_fo_andre 0
Take a big step...and literally **** YOUR OWN FACE!
sportastef 0
Unless he only recognizes your handwriting because it's so horrible he would instantly know its you. Then, you're life would be most definitely ******. :(
Underwhelmed 0
Okay, I know kids think that everything is the end of the world in high school, but trust me, whatever happens in high school, your life is not ******. Especially not because of some cheesy note you stuffed in someone's locker. Forever your lover? Really?
f_alltheirlives 3
I lost both my arms in highschool, I'm currently writing with my tounge...
bahdspeler 0
LULZ
The_Chuck_Norris 0
i would have pity sex with the OP but that's just not my thing....FYL
BrEnNo1023 5
i'd pay to see a chick do that i'd pay alot.
newburton13 26
And what's wrong with being a girl, jackass?
Peachy2392 26
She never stated that she's large in any way, #162.
tournamentdecide 33
You're a horrible person. Even if OP was big, you wouldn't have to be a dick. She cared for him and he crushed her hope.
queen_jae614 10
WTF??!!!
kirbyfan23 0
Wouldn't have been so bad if he didn't throw the note at you.
Scorpitarrius 0
at least it didnt hit her in the eye or something.
GillKate 0
that made me laugh :D
Shlizabeth 0
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Lmfao. You're a loser... *Points and laughs*
Starchild21 3
wow ur a bitch
Shlizabeth 0
Actually I'm not, but whatever. Go around calling people bitches, hmmmmm I wonder what's gonna happen to you in your lifetime?
leahlovesya121 0
HAY YOU, YEAH YOU, DONT BE ANGRAY
Starchild21 3
i just called you a bitch, i didnt see anything happen to me, unless you mean the part where i was proven right, then yea something did happen and how can u say that's not a bitch comment?
Shlizabeth 0
Actually I meant that some time during your life you'll get the shit beaten out of you because you say shit to people you don't know. And, it's not a bitch comment because I know her in real life. She's my friend and it was a joke.
baby_love 0
no one is gna get the shit beat out of them for calling someone a bitch online lmao grow up. OP, i wish this story ended with "and he came up to me and said you know i recognize your handwriting right?" and kissed you :D FYL that's a harsh rejection lmao but at least you tried right?
Starchild21 3
Lol thank you, that's exactly right, nothing's going to happen. No matter how much you wish with your bitchy self. And if you do know her and it was a joke then my mistake, but don't be surprised that people took offense to it.
Shlizabeth 0
Starchild21 thanks, but baby_love, I didn't say that she'd get beat up for saying shit to people online, I said that if you say shit to people you DON'T KNOW (Which, btw, could mean in real life), then yes, you'll get the shit beat out of you, I've seen it plenty of times. And I'm done posting because clearly some people can be idiots.
Chaith 16
Shlizabeth says she is done bitching now! Thank god for every one of us idiots in this thread.
yonika_babyyeah 0
LMFAO !
TheDoge 0
Hey Starchild, your a bitchy, bitch, bitch-face. **** it, you're all bitches. Nahhhhh!!!! Shove that proverbial finger up yo' ass. Bitch!
yonika_babyyeah 0
you're rant was pointless to read.... all you really need to say was "i cant believe you took offense" your writing a comeback ( a terible one mind you ) not a novel. lmao ! and even so, he was saying other people would take offense. its called reading between the lines ! DUHH !
Underwhelmed 0
Dude you have got to learn the proper usage of your and you're. You really do.
iDemonChild 0
Lol you too. Your is that something belongs to you and you're is you are. What are you 3rd grade?
yonika_babyyeah 0
it sso cute how you think i care :) sdfgjsrthgvbkjasnflwtghowenosdoihf .... oh oopsie is that not a word? ohh ! well good thing i dont care ;) xo
GreenMeanie 0
i hate you all.
lol123mely 0
including me? D: im so hurt.
the_stereotype 0
stop spamming. have a private message conversation or something
mo_the_owl 0
Yonika, it's sad you don't care. Some grammar nazis on here do take it a bit far, but it obviously wasn't just laziness, it was illiteracy. Fix YOUR shit.
queen_jae614 10
LMFAO! You're a bitch!!! *Points and tells you to **** off*
vita_questa_roba 0
If he recognized your handwriting he can't completely hate you. Well. either he hates you or he doesn't.
Starchild21 3
The fact that he threw it back at her means something different than him liking her right?
yonika_babyyeah 0
yeah i would think so.. =S .... op: sorry that happened. that was pretty mean of him.
zee209 0
That's actually kind of creepy that you did that...I'm not surprised he tossed it back to you. YDI.
gigi37 0
Did you not want him to know it was you writing this? If not, what's the big deal, other than he might have rejected you. Does this mean he rejects you then?
Sun_Kissed18 25
Aww :( that was so mean! He could have at least said something nice... I mean you just poured out your heart. I'm sorry.
the_stereotype 0
if you sign off with "forever your lover" no one is going to take you seriously. if he recognized your handwriting, means your probably friends and he probably thought it was a joke or something.
wtfxckmate 0
HAHAHA.
Singularity_fml 0
"Forever your lover"...personally, I would've stayed away from you. That's a creepy way to sign a pointless way of expressing your feelings. Just go talk to him if you're serious.
redbluegreen 41
Agreed. That's just too creepy.
AFewScrewsLoose 0
Me too. If I got a letter signed something like that, I'd be a little weirded out. Sweet idea, but quite pointless if you aren't gonna tell him who you are. :L And OP, if the point was to get it off your chest, you haven't really done that if you're STILL the only one who knows how much you like him. But agreed with number something-above, he could have been a little nicer about it.
xoxkarinexox 0
Ha! Fail.