Today, I emailed my crush an anonymous love letter. It wasn't until twenty minutes later that I realized that the email address I used contained my full name. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realized that the guy I've been sending anonymous, dirty emails to knows who I am. My signature, which includes my full name, was automatically added to the end of every email. FML
Today, I sent a love letter I'd written meant for my crush to a friend so she could evaluate my prose before I actually sent it to him. For some reason, my emotions got the best of me, and I mistakenly CC'd my mom. She replied with three crying-with-laughter emojis. FML
Today, my creepy, stalker ex-girlfriend was given an anonymous love letter. She's convinced it's from me. FML
Today, I found a love letter in my mail. It was from a girl I met at a bar few weeks ago. I never gave her my address or last name. I guess I have a stalker now. FML
Today, I finished writing the most perfect love letter for this girl at summer school. At the end of the letter I signed: Your secret admirer. Cute, right? Not really. Turns out I was so anxious to finish the letter that I ended up writing my name at the bottom. FML
Today, I wrote a note for my crush of two years, expressing all my feelings for him, signed it as "Forever your lover", then I slipped it into his locker. Later that day, he walked up to me, tossed the note at me, and said, "You know I recognize your handwriting, right?" FML
Today, I spent an hour meticulously crafting the perfect text to ask my crush out. Just as I hit send, I realized I'd accidentally sent a screenshot of the conversation to my crush instead. Now they know my level of commitment: zero. FML
Today, I decided to write a romantic email to my boyfriend describing how much I love and miss him. An hour later, I got an email back saying, "I think we need to discuss this." It seems I sent it to my teacher by mistake. FML
Today, I bought a birthday card, wrote a long message, then sealed the envelope. At the party, I handed it over and immediately noticed the name on the front. I'd bought two cards at the same time and given her the one meant for someone else, my secret crush. I fled as soon as I could. FML
Today, I sent a message to my crush saying, “Hey, how are you?” I immediately followed it up with another message that said, “Oops, wrong person,” because I panicked. Now he probably thinks I wasn’t even trying to talk to him. FML
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ByronJess 17
And that's why you don't send love letters like a creeper.
ksjones2 5
Thats why you write love 'letters' not love 'emails'
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Comments (153)
SpaceMann_fml 2
YOLO! haha -_- jk what's done is done.
007bawss 0
Or just claim that ur account was hacked… isn't that the standard BS?
mdtdnb 7
And heeeere's your sign
xsarax_fml 10
Bill Engvall!!!! Love him! :)
Jonkbaby 23
stinky pinky?
LookOnBrightSide 12
Guess it's not so anonymous now, but look on the bright side...your crush now knows how you feel about her and you're able to finally let out your feelings. Heck, it's better than hiding it from her and sending an anonymous e-mail.
LookOnBrightSide 12
30-OP should respond with, "This is not the (insert OP's name here) you are looking for." Jedi mind tricks always work on people. I haven't mastered the skill, so I wouldn't know, but I've heard great things about those who possess the force.
LookOnBrightSide 12
Luckily OP's not in Anonymous, because he/she is not very good at being anonymous online. Ya get it? Nah. Okay, I'll stop trying.
aaahhhfire21 0
30- I think that would make it pretty obvious and ruin any chance op has of the letter having a positive effect
linkinpark98 24
Hah! Should have double-checked.
bibi_nette 14
Maybe he/she will find it funny and go out with you? Who knows.