Today, I talked to a girl I like. I tried to make her jealous by telling her I had a "thing" going with another girl. She looked deeply into my eyes and said, "Wait, aren't you gay?" FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after three weeks of putting it off, I decided to ask out the girl I've had a major crush on since third grade. When I told her, she smiled, but then quickly said, "But aren't you gay?" FML
Today, I asked out this girl I've been spending a lot of time with lately. She told me she was only hanging out with me because she thought I was gay and wouldn't try to get in her pants. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend I wanted to tell her something important. Coincidentally, she did too. She wanted to tell me that she thinks she's actually gay. I wanted to tell her I love her. FML
Today, I asked a girl out. She replied, "Sorry, I'm suddenly a lesbian." FML
Today, I decided to do something nice and compliment a stranger. I told a girl that I liked her skirt and that it looked good on her. She just rolled her eyes at me and said, "I'm not gay". FML
Today, I found out the reason my crush has been talking so openly to me. Not because she likes me back, but because she thinks I'm gay. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to tell the girl I like how I really feel about her, due in no small part to how flirty she's been towards me lately. Turns out she's really just a skank and was trying to make my best friend "jealous". He's gay. FML
Today, I saw the girl I've been crushing hard on. I go up to talk to her, and I'm immediately greeted by, "I like girls." FML
Today, my best friend who I have been secretly in love with forever, was ranting about her ex-girlfriend. Then she said : "If only you were gay, we'd be perfect for each other." I took the chance to tell her I was. She responded : "Well, I'm still not attracted to you though." FML
Today, a girl I've liked for the longest time kept asking me to reveal my "deepest secret" in exchange for hers. Thinking this was flirting, I told her my secret was that I liked her. Her secret was that she was a "lesbian and just had to tell somebody." FML
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Top comments
foxwasalamb 24
serves you right. mind games aren't cool
wtfidkwtp 8
Tying to make her jealous is not how to win over a girl!
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Comments (100)
foxwasalamb 24
serves you right. mind games aren't cool
teentee401 37
It could also backfire. What if the girl liked OP and then moved on because she thought he had a "thing" with someone else?
zarosian 17
I think obi wan begs to differ.
junkman6 22
Even obi wan is afraid of a woman's mind.
starcaller17 16
You can't make someone who barely knows you jealous, they just wouldn't really care
cadillacgal79 32
I have to agree with #1, OP, being manipulative and playing mind-games like that is definitely not good. It really doesn't get you anywhere, plus karma's a bitch, and I hope it bites you in the ass.
dabears1011234 27
Very true
SpamPam 18
Well if karma is serving justice I wouldn't necessarily call it a bitch.
the_sniper 7
Mind games are how humans are. Especially women, it's natural.
Brandi_Faith 34
77, First off I don't think mind games are "natural," I think it's a choice you make. And secondly, there are a lot of things that are natural however it doesn't make it cool or right.
jmdnba097 12
I think OP had the whole "girls want what other girls want" going through his mind
grogers311 20
Kinda had that coming - worst excuse to lie to someone u like!
SpamPam 18
YDI for tying to be manipulative
dragonrider1959 18
Isn't that what women do all the time. So it's ok when a woman does it but it's bad if a guy does it. Does that make sense? (For the record I don't agree with anyone being manipulative. Just trying to make a point)
withered 30
No, that is not what women do all the time. Noone brought up gender in this. You just randomly pulled that our of your ass for some reason. Nor did anyone say it is OK when women do it. Stop your bullshit and imagining gender problems where there isn't one. "Mind games" aren't OK whatever gender you are.
wtfidkwtp 8
Tying to make her jealous is not how to win over a girl!
ToxicTyrael 26
Maybe OP is that desperade...
jackel_love 14
#36, no! Bad boy!
capthigh 16
Well at least she knows you're not gay
_FML_Austin_ 12
Now you can pretend to be gay to get closer with her! Because that always works...
teentee401 37
Like in Kickass?
_FML_Austin_ 12
Get this man a medal!
silveronica5 12
It wouldn't worked anyway, making her jealous is not the way to go. But on another note, you just got 'gay-zoned'
Scynistr 20
Actually.. It seemed to have gotten him OUT of the gay-zone.. At least now she knows he likes girls...
pjsr 33
Nah, as soon as she figures out he was lying, then she'll probably just think he's in the closet
sharklover2017 11
I hate to break it to you bud, but a girl will only be jealous if she actually has feelings for. If she doesn't, then she doesn't give two ***** who you're seeing. Next time, just man up and tell her what's in your heart.
Cookiee04 15
you can only make someone jealous if they like you and even then you shouldn't make them jealous
alex_622 22
This is proof that this method doesn't work...