azmom
Phoenix, United States
Today, I dropped off my 19 year old daughter at her first job. It's at a strip club. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States
Today, I walked in on my 15-year-old daughter stripping on Skype for strangers. FML
Not a proud dad
Seattle, United States
Proud dad
Today, I learned that when my daughter spent the night at her best friend's house for her 18th birthday, they made her an account on one of those "cam girl" websites, and now every time she goes over there, she masturbates for money in front of strangers. FML
assante2010
United States
Today, my friends and I went to the strip club for my birthday. I now know how my sister is paying for her new car. FML
icarlymom
United States
Today, my 18 year-old daughter comes home, telling me she has been fired from her job at McDonalds. The reason? They had iCarly Happy Meal toys and she couldn't resist stealing one. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my 14-year-old daughter told me she's pregnant and plans on dropping out of school to live a life on the road with her boyfriend. FML
DerrickUhl
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Napa, United States
Reality check
Today, I finally turned 21, so my friends and I decided to go to a club. There, I met this hot waitress and we were really hitting it off. I ordered a drink. She replied, "No problem, kiddo." FML
cookie_lover_xx
Chandler, United States
Today, my mom ended up having a midlife crisis. She decided it was finally time to get those tight leather pants that she has always wanted, and is now planning on putting a stripper pole in her room. FML
NotYourDaddy
Today, my 17-year-old employee accidentally called me "Dad". We all got a good laugh from it and went on with our days. Later, after getting her some coins for her cash drawer, she playfully said, "Thanks, Daddy." The customer she was serving? My wife. FML
Anonymous
They'll have anyone these days
Today, I asked my 18 year-old daughter to buy half a dozen donuts. When she brought them over, I opened the box and discovered the dozen donuts were all cut in half. She just got accepted into a prestigious private university. FML
BMTH2296
United States
Today, I realized how sad my life is when for my 18th birthday, I went to a strip club, by myself, in GTA V. FML
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anastasia1229 0
Ummm parenting fail?
Awahso 25
At least she has a job. Honest living at the end of the day. They pay taxes like the rest of us.
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TheMan007 2
My point is that at 19 you have many more options than to work at a strip club. I mean seriously lol. Btw 19 year olds are teenagers.
TheMan007 2
Also, if stripping is so fine then why dont we all do it? They make quite a fair bit of money. Think about this and youll realise what im talling about.
Leslie98_fml 0
"Have a nice day honey!"
worksux200 0
which one?
kalbrek009 20
Did you "home school" her by chance or was that what all her graduating (assuming she graduated) class girls wanted to be after highschool? Wow...little too late to fix it now. YDI, for not raising her better.
bbuettner 1
Pic?
downtime 13
429, At 19 you actually have shit all options because you have no experience and nobody in the business world takes you seriously. You'll end up in an entry level customer service job that some people would actually find even more demeaning. Considering the way retail people get treated by customers, the lack of pay, the bad hours...you can see the appeal. We don't all do it because there are plenty of people like you with your backwards opinion that if you find it morally objectionable then so should everyone else you daft idiot. You know what other job is also fine? Speed car racing. Dietetics. Radiology. These career paths pay well and very few people do them, you know why? Because they don't want to. Come back to me when you have a legitimate argument.
PYROxSYCO3 7
They get paid big bucks some are even given stuff by there clients
BAxSoulCity 1
you must be very proud. they grow up so fast
BAxSoulCity 1
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