Today, I dropped off my 19 year old daughter at her first job. It's at a strip club. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I walked in on my 15-year-old daughter stripping on Skype for strangers. FML
Proud dad
Today, I learned that when my daughter spent the night at her best friend's house for her 18th birthday, they made her an account on one of those "cam girl" websites, and now every time she goes over there, she masturbates for money in front of strangers. FML
Today, my friends and I went to the strip club for my birthday. I now know how my sister is paying for her new car. FML
Today, my 18 year-old daughter comes home, telling me she has been fired from her job at McDonalds. The reason? They had iCarly Happy Meal toys and she couldn't resist stealing one. FML
Today, my 14-year-old daughter told me she's pregnant and plans on dropping out of school to live a life on the road with her boyfriend. FML
Reality check
Today, I finally turned 21, so my friends and I decided to go to a club. There, I met this hot waitress and we were really hitting it off. I ordered a drink. She replied, "No problem, kiddo." FML
Today, my mom ended up having a midlife crisis. She decided it was finally time to get those tight leather pants that she has always wanted, and is now planning on putting a stripper pole in her room. FML
Today, my 17-year-old employee accidentally called me "Dad". We all got a good laugh from it and went on with our days. Later, after getting her some coins for her cash drawer, she playfully said, "Thanks, Daddy." The customer she was serving? My wife. FML
They'll have anyone these days
Today, I asked my 18 year-old daughter to buy half a dozen donuts. When she brought them over, I opened the box and discovered the dozen donuts were all cut in half. She just got accepted into a prestigious private university. FML
Today, I realized how sad my life is when for my 18th birthday, I went to a strip club, by myself, in GTA V. FML
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anastasia1229 0
Ummm parenting fail?
Awahso 25
At least she has a job. Honest living at the end of the day. They pay taxes like the rest of us.
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TheMan007 2
Oh ok, according to your logic people in their late teens should all just work as strippers because the pay is great and apparently you get treated well by the fat old guys who come to stare at your *******. 19 year olds have really nothing going for them and hardly any other options in life...great way of thinking here. How about you try and do something constructive with your life? Geez, at 19 youre barely out of school and youve gotthe rest of your life abead of you. If everyone thought the same way as you then we would get no where. Last reply because honestly, youre a lost cause. You daft idiot.
BAxSoulCity 1
13, says the 13 year old. what right do you have to judge people. you havent graduated high school yet. go be a bitch somewere else
lilty77 1
where does she work!!!!! lol jk
AzNBLooD 7
Doesn't your daughter make you proud to be her mother? She finally got a job :D
derskittles 5
Bad parent
geckohannah 3
There's nothing wrong with being 19 and dancing! You do what you have to do to get by!
downtime 13
447, Oops! My mistake, I was meaning for students who work part time to get by. As this makes up the greater proportion of young strippers I just went with that rather than specifying. You did however fail to come back with a legitimate argument, though who would find that surprising? What it really comes down to is who the **** do you think you are enforcing your world beliefs on everyone else? You're not only demeaning the maturity and intelligence of young adults, but also failing to recognise individuality and the right to autonomy that everyone should have. Your opinion is your own, so maybe you should put it to good use and never share it with anyone again. At the very least you won't be sharing it with me anymore, so I suppose thats the first step toward an intelligent discussion you've contributed thus far.
tfb4u 8
Great parenting.....
ADHA15 5
Name and number of your daughter? :)
AustinMahone_fml 3
what will her second job be?