Today, I dropped off my 19 year old daughter at her first job. It's at a strip club. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I walked in on my 15-year-old daughter stripping on Skype for strangers. FML
Proud dad
Today, I learned that when my daughter spent the night at her best friend's house for her 18th birthday, they made her an account on one of those "cam girl" websites, and now every time she goes over there, she masturbates for money in front of strangers. FML
Today, my friends and I went to the strip club for my birthday. I now know how my sister is paying for her new car. FML
Today, my 18 year-old daughter comes home, telling me she has been fired from her job at McDonalds. The reason? They had iCarly Happy Meal toys and she couldn't resist stealing one. FML
Today, my 14-year-old daughter told me she's pregnant and plans on dropping out of school to live a life on the road with her boyfriend. FML
Reality check
Today, I finally turned 21, so my friends and I decided to go to a club. There, I met this hot waitress and we were really hitting it off. I ordered a drink. She replied, "No problem, kiddo." FML
Today, my mom ended up having a midlife crisis. She decided it was finally time to get those tight leather pants that she has always wanted, and is now planning on putting a stripper pole in her room. FML
Today, my 17-year-old employee accidentally called me "Dad". We all got a good laugh from it and went on with our days. Later, after getting her some coins for her cash drawer, she playfully said, "Thanks, Daddy." The customer she was serving? My wife. FML
They'll have anyone these days
Today, I asked my 18 year-old daughter to buy half a dozen donuts. When she brought them over, I opened the box and discovered the dozen donuts were all cut in half. She just got accepted into a prestigious private university. FML
Today, I realized how sad my life is when for my 18th birthday, I went to a strip club, by myself, in GTA V. FML
Top comments
anastasia1229 0
Ummm parenting fail?
Awahso 25
At least she has a job. Honest living at the end of the day. They pay taxes like the rest of us.
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Comments (486)
yungbrittany98 8
You guys are like so mean!! In sure she has a great mom. I have a great mom and I'm not really a virgin or anything. But it has nothing to do with my mother.
Fylminesawsome 5
Make momma proud!
alychick 5
Maybe it's a bartender or waitress. You don't know what she could be there it doesn't say.
xojusttsmile 1
YOLO
HopeLoveMusic 0
There are a lot of amazing parents who have kids that a drug users and etc. quit looking down on ppl. It's better than being unemployed. A profession is a title, not who the person is.
OMFGsav 1
Great parenting
_G_A_G_E_ 1
Stripping is only as bad as the people who do it make it for themselves. I dance at a local club and have not had any issues, due to the fact that I have no drug habit to support, and I do not accept extra money for sexual favours. I am there to dance, and dance is what I do. As for dropping her off at the club, just be thankful that she's at least being honest with you about what it is she is choosing to do.
slightlyheavy 2
Woah woah Woah, I think we're all missing a very important point here: Not just where is the Strip Club but also what time is her shift?
ZeroMachine 3
Hey all you ass holes saying "You failed as a parent, **** you. A girl who dances in a strip club makes more in a night that she would at some minimum wage job in a month. The better strip clubs have rules to protect their dancers and they are very professionally run. If you feel comfortable with your body and have no issues taking your clothes off in front of strangers, what the **** is the problem? It's not exactly something you can put on a resume, but many girls manage to put themselves through college, some go on to be actresses, models, musicians while some make stripping a career. Who the hell are you to judge what someone else does for work?
BobbyGuthbert 5
Maybe she's the paymaster? Or she does the books? I dont know, but chin up ;)