Today, I dreamed I was getting married. I was wearing a white dress, had incredible cleavage and perfectly done makeup. Just one problem. I'm a guy. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had a wonderful dream where I got married to the perfect guy, then had the best sex of my life on a beautiful honeymoon. The only problem is that my "husband" was the snowman from Frozen, and that I got sad when I realized it was just a dream. FML
Today, my girlfriend woke up in the middle of the night, crying. When I asked her why, she said that she had a dream where we were getting married. FML
Today, I dreamt I had a secret admirer whom I met in person. She had red hair, a plus size body and a beautiful smile. This would've been great if it weren't for the fact I was a straight woman. FML
Today, I dreamed that I got so nervous during a toast at my friend's wedding that I pissed myself. To coax myself to wake up, I took off my dress, stripped down to my underwear, and pinched myself. I wasn't dreaming. FML
Today, as a joke, my friends and I decided to put me in a dress and makeup, to creep out a friend. I'm a guy. I'm not sure which is worse, the fact that I so willingly volunteered to wear the dress and the makeup, or the fact that I thought it was comfy and made me look slim. FML
Today, I woke up following one of the worst nightmares of my life. I was sweating, clutching the sheets, and feeling sick to the stomach. I'd been dreaming of my wedding that's taking place next week. FML
Today, I got to spend the entire day shopping for lingerie with the man of my dreams. He bought everything I'd ever wanted and more! Too bad it was for another woman. FML
Today, I'm getting married. I woke up with no voice to say my I dos with. FML
Today, I'm getting married. I have a big poofy white dress and, oh yes, the shits. Here's hoping I can make it down the aisle without rushing off to the toilet. FML
Today, despite having long hair and wearing makeup and a dress, I was still mistaken for a man several times. I'm a girl and I was born a girl. FML
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dre_bro11 12
ahahaha this ones the best
Lizza330 28
I don't see a problem with this; it was just a dream after all.
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Comments (252)
laurenv1234 0
Hahaha thats hilarious,
BWill9014 4
Dreams are difficult things to understand aren't they
FuckinNazeh 0
You, sir, are gay.
blahblahblah5_x 13
Wow. I think you're going to be a girl in your next life .. or maybe in this one (;
sara1107 0
well... when you actually do get married, you'll have a pretty good idea as to of what you want your wife to look like haha
brunettebabe17 0
I would be just a tad worried ...I think ur gay
MMAdudw 0
haha man boobs lmao
XxPurplePandaxX 0
lol!!!!this FML is really funny but I don't get how it's a bad thing.
bruinbigman55 0
is this you coming out of the closet?
craigi 3
So you have a feminine side. No harm in that.