Today, my grandma saw me putting some mints in my mouth when she walked by my room. Instead of confronting me, she told my dad I was doing drugs. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my grandma told everyone I'm using steroids and amphetamines, all because she mistook my protein powder and vitamin pills for drugs. FML
Today, I confronted my daughter about the various drug-associated items I found in her room. She then confronted me about going in her room and invading her privacy, to the point where I forgot the main issue and apologised to her. I just got outsmarted by a teenage pothead. FML
Today, my mother has taken her drug paranoia to a new level. She threw away an open but nearly full bag of dried mint because she's sure I emptied and refilled the bag with marijuana to hide it from her. She then tried to ground me in my own house in front of my wife and daughter. FML
Today, my mom told me she's a drug addict, sold my bed to buy meth, and then lectured me about how I should be okay with it. FML
Today, I was trying to sleep away a fever, when my grandma woke me up. She was sitting next to me, shoving gummy bears into my mouth until I started choking. She laughed, ran away, and denied everything. FML
Today, my grandma told everyone at our party to stay away from me, saying, "Ya might catch obesity from her and become fatass porkers too." I complained to my dad, at which point my gran faked being inebriated. My dad rolled his eyes and said, "She's DRUNK, honey. Chill out." FML
Today, my mom found my weed stash and went berserk, grounding me and saying she's going to have my bedroom door removed. Less than an hour later, I found her laughing and smoking the same stash with my dad in the backyard. FML
Today, I was taking a selfie. My grandma saw me, then after smirking to herself, she went and told my parents that I was "doing that sexting thing". They believed her and grounded me, even after I showed that all my photos and sent messages were totally innocent. FML
Today, I found my mom throwing my very expensive and important medication down the toilet. She thought I was doing drugs. FML
Today, my dad sat me down and angrily accused me of doing drugs, all because he's noticed I've recently become a lot more energetic and emotional than usual. The truth is, I'd been smoking weed daily for 3 years and just decided to never smoke it again 2 weeks ago. FML
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Top comments
dramaelf 37
She knows mints are a gateway drug. Soon you'll be turning tricks for mouthwash.
nonsensical 26
Take another one in front of both of them so she can react to it and you can prove to them both that it's just mints.
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Comments (25)
DaniealThePope 18
Good job grandma. "I saw young Fred doing them bedroom salts from the news"
nonsensical 26
Take another one in front of both of them so she can react to it and you can prove to them both that it's just mints.
feven 32
They'll probably freak out if OP doesn't explain first.
dramaelf 37
She knows mints are a gateway drug. Soon you'll be turning tricks for mouthwash.
Mpii 11
Next thing you know op's on the street begging for toothpaste.
willsnow18 11
or out tryna get some shampoo
CringePotato 14
Why would she confront you about putting mints in your mouth?
holly_fly 34
She wouldn't, but she thought they were drugs, not mints.
HoboMeth 36
Offer her some
moocowmilk0 19
hey she cares about you :)
Brighton_Cruz 20
grandma be snitching SMH
pop17123 19
Should explain it was mints to your dad OP.
LadyKayDee 23
Offer her some too.
BiGTiMeNeRD 29
She must've seen the ads: "Try our refreshing flavors! Spearmint, peppermint, and cocaine!"