Today, I started a road trip with friends. The friend who is driving doesn't wear seat belts. BING BING BING. 400 miles to go. BING BING BING. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got in the car with some friends, only to realize none of them were wearing seat belts. They heckled me until I took mine off, then the driver slammed on the brakes and I hit the dash. They'd all known it was coming and braced themselves. FML
Today, I'm on a long car trip with a friend who makes fun of my pee breaks every 45 minutes. "Well, are you incontinent? You should wear diapers, otherwise we'll never reach our destination!" What she doesn't know : I have bladder issues, and even if I try not to use them, I do wear diapers. FML
Today, our band had a road trip. Two people chose to stack themselves on top of each other to share a seat rather than sit in the last seat next to me. FML
Today, I went on a roadtrip with my boyfriend and his best friend. What I thought was going to be a great, fun time ended up with me alone in a car with two large men who wouldn't stop farting for 14 hours. FML
Today, my best friend and I got in a fight, and we have a 3 hour drive back home together. FML
Today, I was driving without my seatbelt on, when I noticed a police car approaching. I panicked and desperately fumbled around for my seatbelt, only for them to pass by with just a funny look. Then it hit me that I was riding my motorcycle. FML
Today, I'm going on an 8-hour drive with my insane family. This usually means screaming arguments, graphic conversations about my dad's pubes, some karaoke, plenty of farting, some stale Pringles, and an obese golden retriever on my lap the entire time. Arizona, here we come. FML
Today, I went driving for the first time with my mom. When she wasn't screaming, she gave great advice like, "Stop at the red light" and "Don't crash into cars". I need to drive 50 hours with her. FML
Today, I'm driving with to Vancouver with my aunt. It's been four hours and she still hasn't gotten tired of her lone Nickelback CD yet. FML
Today, my family is on the third day of driving cross country. My husband is still pretending he is driving on a NASCAR track, sound effects and all. FML
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Hangryko 32
If they refuse to wear a seatbelt, I'd be calling the cops and taking the bus back home. I wouldn't trust anyone with such a disregard for safety to take me anywhere.
DLBL 23
Interesting. Every doctor says if you'd smacked the steering wheel and the windshield, you'd have fewer injuries. Also, 5'4" is not that short.
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Hangryko 32
If they refuse to wear a seatbelt, I'd be calling the cops and taking the bus back home. I wouldn't trust anyone with such a disregard for safety to take me anywhere.
angeleyes0724 10
I personally don't wear seatbelts because they are 100% made for tall, average sized men. Not 5'4" women who are extra busty. The last accident I was in (I was rear ended at a red light) I had severe damage to the vertebrae in my neck because the seat belt no matter where I adjust it to, sits directly on my neck below my ear. So, take your judgemental nonsense elsewhere because you have zero idea why they're not wearing it. I was told by every Dr I saw after that accident I would have sustained far less and severe injury had I NOT been wearing it. However, to not annoy everyone else in the car, I DO keep it clicked in and sit on top of it so no one has to listen to the alert.
DLBL 23
Interesting. Every doctor says if you'd smacked the steering wheel and the windshield, you'd have fewer injuries. Also, 5'4" is not that short.
Yudith 28
I understand how annoying it is to be strangled by your own safety belt, but you can just put your arm over the top part and use those fluffy thingamajigs that cover the belt to protect your boobs.
roryab 8
just make them buckle the deat belt behind them then to shut the car up atleast