Today, I dreamed I was getting married. I was wearing a white dress, had incredible cleavage and perfectly done makeup. Just one problem. I'm a guy. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had a wonderful dream where I got married to the perfect guy, then had the best sex of my life on a beautiful honeymoon. The only problem is that my "husband" was the snowman from Frozen, and that I got sad when I realized it was just a dream. FML
Today, my girlfriend woke up in the middle of the night, crying. When I asked her why, she said that she had a dream where we were getting married. FML
Today, I dreamt I had a secret admirer whom I met in person. She had red hair, a plus size body and a beautiful smile. This would've been great if it weren't for the fact I was a straight woman. FML
Today, I dreamed that I got so nervous during a toast at my friend's wedding that I pissed myself. To coax myself to wake up, I took off my dress, stripped down to my underwear, and pinched myself. I wasn't dreaming. FML
Today, as a joke, my friends and I decided to put me in a dress and makeup, to creep out a friend. I'm a guy. I'm not sure which is worse, the fact that I so willingly volunteered to wear the dress and the makeup, or the fact that I thought it was comfy and made me look slim. FML
Today, I woke up following one of the worst nightmares of my life. I was sweating, clutching the sheets, and feeling sick to the stomach. I'd been dreaming of my wedding that's taking place next week. FML
Today, I got to spend the entire day shopping for lingerie with the man of my dreams. He bought everything I'd ever wanted and more! Too bad it was for another woman. FML
Today, I'm getting married. I woke up with no voice to say my I dos with. FML
Today, I'm getting married. I have a big poofy white dress and, oh yes, the shits. Here's hoping I can make it down the aisle without rushing off to the toilet. FML
Today, despite having long hair and wearing makeup and a dress, I was still mistaken for a man several times. I'm a girl and I was born a girl. FML
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dre_bro11 12
ahahaha this ones the best
Lizza330 28
I don't see a problem with this; it was just a dream after all.
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Comments (252)
SolaPhan 0
woot
jonan1212 5
I h8 ^^ this is really FUNNY
juliahockey 0
you hate yourself? haha. this is awesome. definitley FYL
josephhhhhh 0
dude face it....your a fag!
josephhhhhh 0
dude face it....your a fag!
Krajjan 9
I wonder what Sigmund would say.
bubble25_fml 5
idk about Freud, but Phil would say something along the lines of "own your gender confusion!"
therealdavid 0
Wow, I started picturing it and getting Horney. then you said you were a guy. Boner kill....
therealdavid 0
I started to get horny when I started picturing this, then you said you're a guy and it shrunk. Boner kill.
NickK49 0
Really? Same thing was happening to me until it said OP was a man...I instead tore a hole in my pants and lost control all over the bedroom wall.
Sliim_Shaady 6
**** much???
dragonmaster3000 0
there's nuthin wrong.. I have had Many dreams I was a girl so nbd
sduhamel 0
#131 you get horny from reading this?! ure really deprived man FYL
ddawgg5523 0
u r not slim shady
xXxSophiexXx 8
think it might be sign?? lol jk... but maybe it's a memory from a past life :0
TheChampagneBoi 5
wierd
xDefendPopPunkx 14
Who was the groom?
dre_bro11 12
ahahaha this ones the best
iSitt 0
HouseMD says op was born with ambiguous genitalia and the parents decided to make you a boy.
BWill9014 4
#53 I just seen that episode a couple days ago haha good reference
EmoLittleBish 0
lol it's a sign from the gods... maybe their trying to tell him he's going fruity........
robotnhi 0
dreams are awesome adventures. and this one sure is the best.
MrVanAwesome 5
that is so sad....
Sassybq1 13
so is ur picture lol
heyitskris 0
looks like Edgar Allan poe
iluvevil01 11
lol iv seen your pic off of epicfail :)
TheChampagneBoi 5
nice pic
CutiePie_101 7
Maybe you were destined to be a girl? lol
samadams42 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
dont joke about that kinda stuff!
fml2102 0
cutie pie, your really cute(;
Uscdrew1 7
fml2102, you're really creepy!
fml2102 0
how is that creepy USC?
novagas 0
your hot jk hahaha
22cute 17
maybe OP was a girl in a past life
TheChampagneBoi 5
hmm
dangermouse2990 19
Affectionately complimenting a total stranger can give off creeper vibes...
my_user 11
I think it means he will be gay
jbluebird923 0
yikes...
Lizza330 28
I don't see a problem with this; it was just a dream after all.
mkrone 0
The problem is he feels like he should bother the online community with this. We have more important things to handle. Like raptors.
Nuclear_Ninja 6
Yeah. I had a similar dream. I wasn't getting married. I was a guy I was wearing this white dress that was so comfy and I absolutely loved it. So much, in fact, that I didn't want to take it off.
The_Voytek_Bear 14
Well go to The Netherlands then ;)
blondebrunette11 4
...dreams r usually from previous events. don't get ur hopes up for this guy.... its a depressingly sad tragedy :( lol
EmreArslan 11
Noooooooo we dont want !!! :p
Jimboom 12
So what you are saying is that you want to be taken up the "isle" by a guy? ;-)
smashingdiscover 0
**aisle
DynamicDave 11
^ I love your picture!
syki 22
No, I'm pretty sure he meant "isle." Or at least canal...
hellogoodbye1996 6
Woot! Arizona!
Rafid 0
46 nice pic
grrrkgrrrl 0
It happens- it's normal.
RedPillSucks 33
No.... Not saying he needs to reassess his stereotypical gender roles or his sexuality, but I don't think this is normal.
rattusrattus 19
I've had a dream where I was a 'princess' and had to rescue my boyfriend as Rapunzel. Genders stayed the same. All that hair... so hot. Dreams are weird. It probably means you want chocolate cake or something.
Happybunny1998 0
LOL yeaa just chocolate cakee :) no worries
PreludeToADream 0
It is pretty normal tbh. Most people just won't admit to it.
iiLUSiiONS 1
LOL.