Today, I jokingly told my boyfriend that I'd put him on a six-month sex ban if he didn't binge watch Glee with me. He took the sex ban without hesitation. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend made me watch six hours of "Glee" with her. I don't know what I hate the most, the fact that I actually sat there and watched it or that I'm angry at Finn for breaking up with Rachel. FML
Today, my boyfriend jokingly said that if I didn't pass my exam, he wouldn't have sex with me for a month. I failed it, and now he thinks I did it on purpose. FML
Today, my boyfriend won't talk to me because I let a giggle slip during sex and he's convinced I was laughing at him. FML
Today, things were getting heated between me and the guy I like, and we were about to have sex. I told him to turn the TV off so we can get started. His response? "But I like this show." FML
Today, my boyfriend turned down sex because he was watching TV and wanted to know how it ended. The show was probably ten years-old and on Netflix. He could watch it anytime he wanted. FML
Today, my boyfriend said we should re-enact a porn episode he saw. I jokingly said yes. He had an outfit and everything. I thought it was going to be fun, until he started playing Bon Jovi in the background. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided it was time to spice up our sex life. He now watches Sons Of Anarchy when we have sex. FML
Today, my fiancé and I were cuddling on the couch watching TV when we started kissing. As I crawled onto his lap and started to unzip his pants, he said, "You're blocking the TV." FML
Today, during an episode of King of Queens that my boyfriend has seen more than once, I decided I'd try to get a little frisky. I straddled him while he was on the bed and began taking my clothes of. He pushed me out of the way and said, "Don't get naked in front of the TV." FML
Today, I jokingly told my boyfriend that he should sing that song that goes 'I'm too sexy for my shirt' when we have sex. Now, every time that we have sex, that song is going to be stuck in my head. FML
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Ubehage 32
Never threaten with anything that you are not prepared to follow through. It works both ways. YDI.
mike3775 39
I would do the same. Sorry, but no sex is always going to win over watching Glee
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Comments (9)
Ubehage 32
Never threaten with anything that you are not prepared to follow through. It works both ways. YDI.
mike3775 39
I would do the same. Sorry, but no sex is always going to win over watching Glee
rudico67 8
So... he must hate Glee and sex with you, right?
poopface82 25
I mean, have you seen the last season of Glee? It’s a dumpster fire.
TomeDr 25
Just watch the first three seasons. The show went downhill after that. Terrible writing!
FluffythePink 23
We need to buy that guy beer.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Beer? Dude deserves a mansion to compensate him for the trauma of dealing with such a ridiculous threat.
Brightside86 31
That's what you get for giving ultimatum.
spinningrecords 14
You could be the girl of my dreams and I’d take that ban.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
He could still get sex, you know. Hopefully it's not by cheating... But hopefully he doesn't get addicted to masturbating lol