Today, I dreamed I was getting married. I was wearing a white dress, had incredible cleavage and perfectly done makeup. Just one problem. I'm a guy. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had a wonderful dream where I got married to the perfect guy, then had the best sex of my life on a beautiful honeymoon. The only problem is that my "husband" was the snowman from Frozen, and that I got sad when I realized it was just a dream. FML
Today, my girlfriend woke up in the middle of the night, crying. When I asked her why, she said that she had a dream where we were getting married. FML
Today, I dreamt I had a secret admirer whom I met in person. She had red hair, a plus size body and a beautiful smile. This would've been great if it weren't for the fact I was a straight woman. FML
Today, I dreamed that I got so nervous during a toast at my friend's wedding that I pissed myself. To coax myself to wake up, I took off my dress, stripped down to my underwear, and pinched myself. I wasn't dreaming. FML
Today, as a joke, my friends and I decided to put me in a dress and makeup, to creep out a friend. I'm a guy. I'm not sure which is worse, the fact that I so willingly volunteered to wear the dress and the makeup, or the fact that I thought it was comfy and made me look slim. FML
Today, I woke up following one of the worst nightmares of my life. I was sweating, clutching the sheets, and feeling sick to the stomach. I'd been dreaming of my wedding that's taking place next week. FML
Today, I got to spend the entire day shopping for lingerie with the man of my dreams. He bought everything I'd ever wanted and more! Too bad it was for another woman. FML
Today, I'm getting married. I woke up with no voice to say my I dos with. FML
Today, I'm getting married. I have a big poofy white dress and, oh yes, the shits. Here's hoping I can make it down the aisle without rushing off to the toilet. FML
Today, despite having long hair and wearing makeup and a dress, I was still mistaken for a man several times. I'm a girl and I was born a girl. FML
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dre_bro11 12
ahahaha this ones the best
Lizza330 28
I don't see a problem with this; it was just a dream after all.
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brian666 4
LMAO!!!!!
secretskill87 1
I gotta say I'm jelous of OP. I'm trans pre op M2F and only open on the net and my close freinds I wish I could have a dream that awsome. but on your issue I don't think it means anything ignore what ppl say I had a dream once that my freind from work was dressed up as batman robbing the place we work at and I was robin and I kicked his ass among many other batman robber look alikes and by no means am I fan of robin nor do I know any kind of martial arts dreams are strange some are realistic but however if you are keeping the desire to be a woman concealed u have to just face it otherwise it will destroy you like it nearly did me I am trying in my life to be mopre open and honest about who I am but I don't think you are gay even if you are theroretically trans alot of trans ppl still like women (like myself) so they basically become trans lesbians but if you are attracted to men there is nothing worng with that at all. there is nothing wrong with you and like I said it could just be a stupid dream. Good Luck I hope this helps.
bozazitz 0
dude, i was in bed getting ready to sleep, now i cant sleep nor stop laughing! lool
ashleyXoXoXo 0
u might have a girl brain and a boy body or ur just gay
zargon 1
Or it could (read: probably does) have nothing to do with either of those things and it could just be a normal dream. Seriously, this ranks pretty low on the scale of how weird dreams can be and nobody (or, rather, nobody mature and sane) thinks that dreams of flying means the dreamer has superpowers.
ashleyXoXoXo 0
dude relax it's my opinion and urs right ur own comment don't replay on mine!! kk
zargon 1
Call it your opinion if you wish. Perhaps it is also your opinion that 2+2 = 5? I mean, I'll grant you, our understanding of dreams is very lacking, so it's not quite as clear-cut as simple arithmetic, but your comment still betrays a certain ignorance. Which would have been much more ignorable if half of the posts here weren't of the same ilk. Also, in the words of a great man, "ENGLISH, ************! DO YOU SPEAK IT?" That is all. Adieu.
ashleyXoXoXo 0
u just think ur ******* better than everyone don't u well but u know what I know I know tht ******* 2+2=4 and I also know tht ur a ******* bitch who doesn't get the sentence dont replay on my comment means u jackass from -Ashley oh and p.s ur a ******* pussy
zargon 1
"u just think ur ******* better than everyone don't u " Just the people I'm better than. "I know tht ******* 2+2=4" I hoped you would since my comment wouldn't have made much sense if you didn't. "who doesn't get the sentence dont replay on my comment" No, I don't get it, because it doesn't make any sense. Perhaps try rephrasing in a language I understand? I suggest English, but I'll accept Latin if you prefer. My Russian's a bit rusty, but I could probably figure it out if that's what works best for you. Really, since the hope here is that you'll make a legitimate effort to be understood, anything I can run through Translate would be better than whatever you're typing. "oh and p.s ur a ******* pussy" Mmm. Biting commentary, truly. I can't figure out if you're trying to call me cowardly or genitalia given that you have no data with which to conclude either one, but the latter one amuses me far more. Actually, given how clearly you haven't been communicating, it's probably more likely that you just confused "a ******* pussy" with "******* pussy", which is actually true, although I don't see how it's relevant.
MissBunny25 0
hahaha ^^^win!!! best comeback ever lol
doof_fisch 2
Look at it this way.... White Dress. At least you "saved yourself" for marriage. Something not done so much these days. Good morals.
funallthetime 0
haha are u a gay guy?
slynoble32 11
maybe it wasnt u maybe ur future wife dreams can show the future happened to me tons of times
EricTheAsian 0
are you in the closet?
rebekahmarie 0
lol
dragonmaster3000 0
I've had dreams were I was a girl 2 so nbd
sketchme2 0
ha ha ha ha, man that sucks...lol