LoveSick
Today, I'm getting married. I woke up with no voice to say my I dos with. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, my fiancée got married. I did not. FML
badbride
United States
Today, I accidentally slept in two hours later than I was supposed to. Today is my wedding day. FML
Anonymous
Santa Fe, United States
Today, it was my wedding day. When my soon-to-be-husband was saying his vows, he didn't say my name. He said his mother's. FML
Vombride
Not now!
Today, at noon, I'm marrying the love of my life. It's 4 a.m. and I can't stop vomiting and shitting. FML
Sarah
United States
Today, I belched. In the middle of my wedding vows. FML
ohmy.
United States
Today, my husband yawned in the middle of our wedding vows. FML
UnluckyGroom
East Wenatchee, United States
Today, after a long night of partying, I fell asleep, while my bride was delivering her vows. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, it was my wedding. Everyone showed up… except my fiancé. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, it's my wedding day, and I have uncontrollable diarrhea. FML
Anonymous
Rain check?
Today, I woke up a little after seven. I felt sick to my stomach because last night was my bachelor party and I drank more than I ever have before. I checked my phone, and I had received 42 missed calls. It was seven o'clock pm. Today was my wedding day. FML
Top comments
colderthanyou 15
He’ll understand it wasn’t on purpose! It’s definitely not a sign 🙄
RichardPencil 32
That would be a wedding ceremony no one will ever forget!
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Comments (23)
RichardPencil 32
It’s a sign!!
iceberg 10
******* copycat suck my left titty
JustThatPerson 21
He'll gladly suck your titty tho!
RichardPencil 32
Except I "copied" you more than six hours before you plagiarized me.
Chen Zhibang 8
Actions speak louder than so words. Your eyes might say it all, but nothing beats a ********.
RichardPencil 32
That would be a wedding ceremony no one will ever forget!
colderthanyou 15
He’ll understand it wasn’t on purpose! It’s definitely not a sign 🙄
tounces7 28
Just give a thumbs up?
whiskey'swino 15
Some may say divine intervention, others may say to hold up signs like Bugs Bunny did.
Cowgirl1293 26
You never should have signed that contract with Ursula. Now since you have no voice you can not marry and your legs will grow back into a fin.
Shaibear96 9
You caught me. I just wanted to be a real girl, ya know? Back to the sea it is.
iceberg 10
It's a sign
zuckerburg 21
I can just imagine the bachelorette party. "wooohoooooooooooooooo reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee imma get maarrrrriiiieeeeeeed" and then scowling at people when they ask you to quiet down a bit
Shaibear96 9
Nah. Just a nasty cold. Though your version would have been more exciting :p. I didn't even have a bachelorette party. I sent this in over a month ago and I've just finally stopped coughing this last week. Marriage is going great though.
jareda6x 8
Your guardian angel is trying to shut that shit down
puizui 8
Pretty sure you can simply nod or sign to acknowledge. How else are the mute able to go ahead with the ceremony anw?
Shaibear96 9
Yeah. I ended up whispering my vows. So my husband and the officiant could hear but the rest of the guests were sol. Everything went fine but it was hard to communicate later on when everything got loud so I didnt really get to speak with guests I hadnt seen in years and who travelled a distance to come to see us. Not ideal but that cold kicked my butt.