Natalie
Canada
Today, I discovered that my sister coloured in the pages of my college text books with Sharpie as "revenge." FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, my little sister decided the best way to cheat on a test is to take someone else's test, scratch through their name in pencil, and write her name underneath. She starts high school next semester. FML
familyofpsychos
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Elkhorn, United States
Stiched up
Today, I found a notebook my 12-year-old sister had been doodling in. Turns out the "doodles" were poems full of obscenities and descriptions of how she wanted to hurt herself. When I showed it to my mom, she accused me of writing the notebook myself to frame my sister. FML
szechuansauce
Today, my nine-year-old niece found my coloring book that features swear words. I took it away and hid it in a different spot. No less than an hour later, her younger sister found it. FML
HGTV
Boston, United States
Roommates from hell
Today, I got home to the smell of permanent marker and the discovery that my roommate's little sister had drawn flower petals around every polka dot she could reach on my walls. I just put up the wallpaper last weekend. FML
Anonymous
Oshawa, Canada
Today, I caught my sister eating crayons. She's 19. FML
sisterly love
Santa Clara, United States
Betrayal
Today, my sister admitted to selling pages of my diary to my old boyfriends. FML
qwerty
Today, I found out my little sister took a picture of me taking a shit and showed it to her friends. FML
epiiphany
United States
Today, my little brother got mad at me, so he colored the entire screen of my new iPod Touch with a black sharpie. FML
NoColor
San Francisco, United States
Today, my little sister decided to color-in my favorite black-and-white comic book. It was worth over $200. When I told my mother, she said, "Oh that old thing? I thought it was a stupid coloring book you were too stupid to color." FML
punaise ...
Marchaux, France
Today, to avoid walking on a thumbtack that had fallen on the floor, my little sister took a red sharpie to the carpet and drew a circle around it, "so that way, everyone will see it." FML
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FYLDeep 26
We don't know what you did. I can't make a valid assessment of the situation.
nordies4 0
what a jerk!!!!! dude I'm sorry
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bby0121 0
haha
turdburgers 0
Garnish her allowance for the next couple months, and trash/delete all of her homework assignments.
yoitssabrina 0
i have no idea what you just wrote. lmfao
RyDahChicc 0
that suck
cardiojunkie 0
that'll teach ya to mess w/ ur sister
cboyd33 0
u shouldn't be in college retard. u spelled colored wrong!!!
fleg 9
...That is the British (and Canadian) spelling of colored. Kind of how "u" is the douchebag spelling of "you"?
paigeatsflesh 11
you shouldn't be so quick to judge, retard.
mr_miyagi 0
every page of every book? if so she has way too much time, if not, just photocopy a classmates of the pages that are colored
balboa751 0
so wat did u do to deserve sharpie coloring?
delco714 0
is this a response fml from the sister of the post before this?
J0yce 0
That sux. My bros in college and he had to waste over $300 on textbooks. He's still a freshie too. xD