Today, I discovered that my sister coloured in the pages of my college text books with Sharpie as "revenge." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, my little sister decided the best way to cheat on a test is to take someone else's test, scratch through their name in pencil, and write her name underneath. She starts high school next semester. FML
Stiched up
Today, I found a notebook my 12-year-old sister had been doodling in. Turns out the "doodles" were poems full of obscenities and descriptions of how she wanted to hurt herself. When I showed it to my mom, she accused me of writing the notebook myself to frame my sister. FML
Today, my nine-year-old niece found my coloring book that features swear words. I took it away and hid it in a different spot. No less than an hour later, her younger sister found it. FML
Roommates from hell
Today, I got home to the smell of permanent marker and the discovery that my roommate's little sister had drawn flower petals around every polka dot she could reach on my walls. I just put up the wallpaper last weekend. FML
Today, I caught my sister eating crayons. She's 19. FML
Betrayal
Today, my sister admitted to selling pages of my diary to my old boyfriends. FML
Today, I found out my little sister took a picture of me taking a shit and showed it to her friends. FML
Today, my little brother got mad at me, so he colored the entire screen of my new iPod Touch with a black sharpie. FML
Today, my little sister decided to color-in my favorite black-and-white comic book. It was worth over $200. When I told my mother, she said, "Oh that old thing? I thought it was a stupid coloring book you were too stupid to color." FML
Today, to avoid walking on a thumbtack that had fallen on the floor, my little sister took a red sharpie to the carpet and drew a circle around it, "so that way, everyone will see it." FML
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FYLDeep 26
We don't know what you did. I can't make a valid assessment of the situation.
nordies4 0
what a jerk!!!!! dude I'm sorry
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erjaguam 0
sell your sister. get new books.
hypergrafia 1
Um, more than anything I'm impressed with your sister's dedication. She *coloured* the pages of your textbook*s*? As in, went through about 3,000 pages and coloured each one in individually? You must have done something BAD, dude.
spazzboy 0
And still we have yet to learn what she did to her sister
drummer07boy 1
bitches be crazy
Bethmonster 0
Wow you must of done somethin' REALLY bad to have her be so horrible to you, but I doubt you could have done anything that bad if you posted it on this site,so you should get revenge on her revenge!!! :)
mrfunnyd 0
Well, you clearly did SOMETHING to piss her off. Yevenge for what? Whatever it was, you totally deserved this one.
mrnipples7311 13
I don't know y but I think you did something to her
epictrollathon 0
Superglue one of the texts books to her face and get revenge revenge.
ChairForce 0
I was going to click "Your life sucks" but then I saw the words "as revenge" and clicked YDI instead.
bobman555 0
That is when sisters go too far.