Natalie
Canada
Today, I discovered that my sister coloured in the pages of my college text books with Sharpie as "revenge." FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, my little sister decided the best way to cheat on a test is to take someone else's test, scratch through their name in pencil, and write her name underneath. She starts high school next semester. FML
familyofpsychos
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Elkhorn, United States
Stiched up
Today, I found a notebook my 12-year-old sister had been doodling in. Turns out the "doodles" were poems full of obscenities and descriptions of how she wanted to hurt herself. When I showed it to my mom, she accused me of writing the notebook myself to frame my sister. FML
szechuansauce
Today, my nine-year-old niece found my coloring book that features swear words. I took it away and hid it in a different spot. No less than an hour later, her younger sister found it. FML
HGTV
Boston, United States
Roommates from hell
Today, I got home to the smell of permanent marker and the discovery that my roommate's little sister had drawn flower petals around every polka dot she could reach on my walls. I just put up the wallpaper last weekend. FML
Anonymous
Oshawa, Canada
Today, I caught my sister eating crayons. She's 19. FML
sisterly love
Santa Clara, United States
Betrayal
Today, my sister admitted to selling pages of my diary to my old boyfriends. FML
qwerty
Today, I found out my little sister took a picture of me taking a shit and showed it to her friends. FML
epiiphany
United States
Today, my little brother got mad at me, so he colored the entire screen of my new iPod Touch with a black sharpie. FML
NoColor
San Francisco, United States
Today, my little sister decided to color-in my favorite black-and-white comic book. It was worth over $200. When I told my mother, she said, "Oh that old thing? I thought it was a stupid coloring book you were too stupid to color." FML
punaise ...
Marchaux, France
Today, to avoid walking on a thumbtack that had fallen on the floor, my little sister took a red sharpie to the carpet and drew a circle around it, "so that way, everyone will see it." FML
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FYLDeep 26
We don't know what you did. I can't make a valid assessment of the situation.
nordies4 0
what a jerk!!!!! dude I'm sorry
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pazzazzyyx3 3
I don't like the way u spelt the word COLORED.
pinkpigpie11 2
They're from Canada, so it's ok....
o3okevin 0
Screw American spellings, we get more satisfaction from checking character count in MS Word.
dvd175 5
lol
paigeatsflesh 11
you dong say "spelt" darling. it's spelled*
erikahhh 0
And you said dong so that makes you both ignorant fools.
cristichica 0
^^Except one is a typo and the other is a grammar mistake.
Tikwichka 5
Actually, 'spelled' and 'spelt' are both correct, depending on where you are from. Same with 'colour' and 'color', 'favour' and 'favor', etc... Really, does this need to be said on every FML? There is no excuse for ignorance!!
thisbitchdani 3
Ignorant dumbass? American spelling is crap anyway.
TrollHunter 0
beyotch with a cherry on top
pwndhahafyl 0
that sucks to replace
eddles 0
tht sukes, but it does matter how old coz she may no have new better
ashiiya 0
Wow, how old is she? I guess it doesn't matter cause either way it's stupid XD now it just depends on what made her want to get revenge on you XD
shortie_sauce 0
pull double revenge on her... tell on her! ;)
jennacide 0
Kick her. Hard. :)
cgysoccerfreak 0
so buy new ones unless your too poor to. haha poor people
boatkicker 5
You don't have to be poor to not be able to afford multiple books that may cost over $100 apiece.
FL4M1NGxB1SCUT 1
well I could be helpful to say what colour( that spelling was for you 33) it was
ezrl_ritvoi 0
revenge for what??