Natalie
Canada
Today, I discovered that my sister coloured in the pages of my college text books with Sharpie as "revenge." FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, my little sister decided the best way to cheat on a test is to take someone else's test, scratch through their name in pencil, and write her name underneath. She starts high school next semester. FML
familyofpsychos
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Elkhorn, United States
Stiched up
Today, I found a notebook my 12-year-old sister had been doodling in. Turns out the "doodles" were poems full of obscenities and descriptions of how she wanted to hurt herself. When I showed it to my mom, she accused me of writing the notebook myself to frame my sister. FML
szechuansauce
Today, my nine-year-old niece found my coloring book that features swear words. I took it away and hid it in a different spot. No less than an hour later, her younger sister found it. FML
HGTV
Boston, United States
Roommates from hell
Today, I got home to the smell of permanent marker and the discovery that my roommate's little sister had drawn flower petals around every polka dot she could reach on my walls. I just put up the wallpaper last weekend. FML
Anonymous
Oshawa, Canada
Today, I caught my sister eating crayons. She's 19. FML
sisterly love
Santa Clara, United States
Betrayal
Today, my sister admitted to selling pages of my diary to my old boyfriends. FML
qwerty
Today, I found out my little sister took a picture of me taking a shit and showed it to her friends. FML
epiiphany
United States
Today, my little brother got mad at me, so he colored the entire screen of my new iPod Touch with a black sharpie. FML
NoColor
San Francisco, United States
Today, my little sister decided to color-in my favorite black-and-white comic book. It was worth over $200. When I told my mother, she said, "Oh that old thing? I thought it was a stupid coloring book you were too stupid to color." FML
punaise ...
Marchaux, France
Today, to avoid walking on a thumbtack that had fallen on the floor, my little sister took a red sharpie to the carpet and drew a circle around it, "so that way, everyone will see it." FML
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FYLDeep 26
We don't know what you did. I can't make a valid assessment of the situation.
nordies4 0
what a jerk!!!!! dude I'm sorry
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xxmuahhxx 4
hey heyyy
Phaa 0
money down the drain :[
DavidCooksAngel 0
*Judge Judy
acsims 0
EXPENSIVE.
seabrook 7
i opened up, connected, named, added songs, erased "everything" on my ipod i got for christmas. they still took it back :)
youthink_fml 0
Your sister's an ass, but you paid for those books and this is only an FML if you get graded on the coloring.
protooler31 0
YDI for buying college textbooks that probably don't even get used in class all that much anyway. Go to the library like everyone else and stop wasting FML's time with bullshit claims like "waaah my sister colored in my textbooks"
angrynegro7 16
I don't know what you could have done to deserve that kind of revenge, but I think it's time to take a belt to your sister's ass!
xxxNataliexxx 0
O.O the op has the same name as me...
fistnazal 10
if you ever want something permanent in your life. use a sharpie. whutch you know'bout sharpies?! bish.