Today, I discovered that my sister coloured in the pages of my college text books with Sharpie as "revenge." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, my little sister decided the best way to cheat on a test is to take someone else's test, scratch through their name in pencil, and write her name underneath. She starts high school next semester. FML
Stiched up
Today, I found a notebook my 12-year-old sister had been doodling in. Turns out the "doodles" were poems full of obscenities and descriptions of how she wanted to hurt herself. When I showed it to my mom, she accused me of writing the notebook myself to frame my sister. FML
Today, my nine-year-old niece found my coloring book that features swear words. I took it away and hid it in a different spot. No less than an hour later, her younger sister found it. FML
Roommates from hell
Today, I got home to the smell of permanent marker and the discovery that my roommate's little sister had drawn flower petals around every polka dot she could reach on my walls. I just put up the wallpaper last weekend. FML
Today, I caught my sister eating crayons. She's 19. FML
Betrayal
Today, my sister admitted to selling pages of my diary to my old boyfriends. FML
Today, I found out my little sister took a picture of me taking a shit and showed it to her friends. FML
Today, my little brother got mad at me, so he colored the entire screen of my new iPod Touch with a black sharpie. FML
Today, my little sister decided to color-in my favorite black-and-white comic book. It was worth over $200. When I told my mother, she said, "Oh that old thing? I thought it was a stupid coloring book you were too stupid to color." FML
Today, to avoid walking on a thumbtack that had fallen on the floor, my little sister took a red sharpie to the carpet and drew a circle around it, "so that way, everyone will see it." FML
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FYLDeep 26
We don't know what you did. I can't make a valid assessment of the situation.
nordies4 0
what a jerk!!!!! dude I'm sorry
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Comments (232)
BM13HC 0
@OP, YDI for doing something that would make your sister want revenge(wtf?)
AJG390 0
Ha ha. That is so something I would have done to my sister when I was little. But FYL nonetheless lol.
F_duke_665 0
oh shit. ha!
saywaturcoco 0
as revenge for setting her bed on fire
renee_1992 3
OP - Don't feel bad, my niece did the same thing to my brand new $250 English Textbook that I now need to pay my school back for. That was her revenge to me putting her on time out because she hit me in the face. She's 3 and I put her on time out for 10 mins
Person1233 13
That's what you get being named Natalie. *shudders in disgust* That name gives me the chills.
originalsk8board 0
paybacks a bitch
mistyeyes 0
o shit those things are Expensive!
Pearljammer001 0
wow ^
da_prince 0
Damn that really sucks. They are mad expensive. lol
dylansomething 0
epic.