Natalie
Canada
Today, I discovered that my sister coloured in the pages of my college text books with Sharpie as "revenge." FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, my little sister decided the best way to cheat on a test is to take someone else's test, scratch through their name in pencil, and write her name underneath. She starts high school next semester. FML
familyofpsychos
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Elkhorn, United States
Stiched up
Today, I found a notebook my 12-year-old sister had been doodling in. Turns out the "doodles" were poems full of obscenities and descriptions of how she wanted to hurt herself. When I showed it to my mom, she accused me of writing the notebook myself to frame my sister. FML
szechuansauce
Today, my nine-year-old niece found my coloring book that features swear words. I took it away and hid it in a different spot. No less than an hour later, her younger sister found it. FML
HGTV
Boston, United States
Roommates from hell
Today, I got home to the smell of permanent marker and the discovery that my roommate's little sister had drawn flower petals around every polka dot she could reach on my walls. I just put up the wallpaper last weekend. FML
Anonymous
Oshawa, Canada
Today, I caught my sister eating crayons. She's 19. FML
sisterly love
Santa Clara, United States
Betrayal
Today, my sister admitted to selling pages of my diary to my old boyfriends. FML
qwerty
Today, I found out my little sister took a picture of me taking a shit and showed it to her friends. FML
epiiphany
United States
Today, my little brother got mad at me, so he colored the entire screen of my new iPod Touch with a black sharpie. FML
NoColor
San Francisco, United States
Today, my little sister decided to color-in my favorite black-and-white comic book. It was worth over $200. When I told my mother, she said, "Oh that old thing? I thought it was a stupid coloring book you were too stupid to color." FML
punaise ...
Marchaux, France
Today, to avoid walking on a thumbtack that had fallen on the floor, my little sister took a red sharpie to the carpet and drew a circle around it, "so that way, everyone will see it." FML
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FYLDeep 26
We don't know what you did. I can't make a valid assessment of the situation.
nordies4 0
what a jerk!!!!! dude I'm sorry
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SAYwhatFML 0
FYL
SCARYMUSIC 0
wow......she's good when you came in she should of stabed you wit it
ruler286 0
all of u who comment on the bed fire thing r wronge ones in Texas others in like Nebraska or sumtin and btw like tht girl said avenge ye education
ruler286 0
I'm sorry ones in Ontario others Texas so...
deannacx 0
What'd you do for her to seek revenge on you?
SCARYMUSIC 0
I know did she relalize that she basically just riped up three HUNDRED DOLLARS
itz_towelie 6
FML commenting problems FTL
theeBeezWaXx 0
oh wow, what did you do to her.?
jinxthejinx 0
i'm pretty sure there's a "Karma's a bitch" comment on every single FML post... i am beginning to wonder if it's always the same person.
S0biTeMe 4
.. either that or everyone has taken up religion?
SCARYMUSIC 0
did he spell colored wrong or did I
paigeatsflesh 11
people in Canada spell color different then Americans darling.