Today, I made a Facebook post about my upcoming driving test. My grandpa said he knew I would succeed, prompting my idiot boyfriend to reply "For sure, she really knows how to suck seed ;)" followed by him liking his own comment. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went on Facebook, only to see my grandpa had posted "feeling horny" with my grandma. FML
Today, a guy commented on a picture of my boyfriend and I kissing on facebook, and said to please stop 'testing' him. He also messaged me saying how he wishes he could get a girlfriend like me, that I'm gorgeous, and that he wants to go out with me. I'm his cousin. FML
Today, I took my driving test. It was all going well until out of habit from driving with my boyfriend, I reached over and held my instructor's hand. FML
Today, my girlfriend finally got a Facebook account. Too bad she doesn't know the difference between a wall post and a message. She just described how much she enjoyed our sex last night, in great detail. My mom liked it. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend posted on my boyfriend's Facebook wall. Apparently, I give awful blowjobs. FML
Today, my boyfriend posted a status on Facebook saying what a great girlfriend he had. Flattered, I commented on it, saying that I felt the same about him. Turns out he was talking about his other girlfriend. FML
Today, my friend thought it would be funny to hack my Facebook and "like" everybody's statuses. This includes my boyfriend's about his grandmother dying. FML
Today, as a joke, I put a picture of a sonogram on my girlfriend's Facebook. Now her entire family hates me, and her mother has started the two-hour drive to come pull her out of college. Whoops. FML
Today, after feeling fat and ugly and a bit depressed, I logged on to Facebook to see my boyfriend had posted "I have the most beautiful girlfriend in the world!" I 'liked' it and commented "Aww thank you baby!" I logged in later to see that he commented back saying "I didn't mean you." FML
Today, I was scrolling through my Facebook newsfeed and I noticed my boyfriend had commented on a post. It said, "Tag the hottest girl you know". Yeah, he tagged his ex. FML
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pliskon_snake 14
There's a fine line between trying to be funny and disrespect towards family. I'm pretty certain your boyfriend just crossed it with a huge leap.
Mr_Mole 24
I think you know you've outgrown him.
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Comments (88)
pphead 5
You should probably consider dumping him
Grayness_ 26
Instead of talking to him like a regular couple? You know, communication?
mavric316 6
I think once he uses your grandpa to make a ******** joke on Facebook, the time for talking might be over.
Frid_Kun 7
Nah, I'm pretty sure its enough info about the guy.
Mr_Mole 24
I think you know you've outgrown him.
nityasomaiya 46
Yeah, if he wants to be a smartass, then he should first consider being smart, otherwise he's just an ass!
jadavis91 1
Maybe he was trying to be funny... Still though, very disrespectful. Hope you do well on your test!
Lalala579121 28
But it wasn't even funny. At all.
jadavis91 1
I know. He was being dumb but oh well we can ignore the rest of my post too I guess.
pliskon_snake 14
There's a fine line between trying to be funny and disrespect towards family. I'm pretty certain your boyfriend just crossed it with a huge leap.
pokemyeyes 23
Not to mention the disrespect he showed to OP on a public platform no less.
Xandrick 22
Oooookay...wow... Definitely "not anymore." Sorry you had such a dumb dick for a boyfriend, OP. :-/
klorehore 24
Guessing he is not old enough to take the driving test himself. Better have a talk about what is okay and not okay to say around family :)
Abatu 4
I don't get this define "ok" in my family it's only crossing the line if the joke puts someone's life on the line to some maybe there's a clear line..in others this would be bloody hilarious (my grandpa and dad would laugh over something like that..my sister would be a bit upset but more because she's weirdly closeted in terms of sexuality for our family)
Lalala579121 28
That's exactly why it's not okay, 69. Just because something is funny or acceptable in your circle of friends or family does not mean you should assume it's okay with everybody.
Abatu 4
but how would she not know her bfs sense of humour enough to already have such a talk? she should know his sense of humor
Lalala579121 28
How does this have anything to do with her? Maybe she knows his sense of humor, maybe she enjoys it. That doesn't mean she should desire or expect it when posting on a public place like Facebook. He should just grow up and realize that there's a time and place for everything, and generally public posts (especially after elderly family has already seen/commented on it) are not the place for such humor, regardless of whether or not she enjoys it.
alvarny 17
you know he's not going to be good for your self image
amileah13 26
Yuck. Immaturity level high
americanafrican 32
Did he by chance have an extra bowl of stupid for breakfast?
pinkster2014 25
Yeah, I think he just blew in from Stupid Town lol
zeffra13 31
I think you can delete comments made on your own posts.
slyde32 12
you can