Today, my little sister decided the best way to cheat on a test is to take someone else's test, scratch through their name in pencil, and write her name underneath. She starts high school next semester. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I discovered that my sister coloured in the pages of my college text books with Sharpie as "revenge." FML
Today, while taking a test in my online class, my sister unexpectedly showed up. She panicked when she realized what I was doing, as the class has a strict rule of being 100% alone during tests. I assured her that because she wasn't helping me to cheat, it would be fine. Turns out it wasn't fine, as I got a zero. FML
Today, I cheated on a math test by writing a couple of equations on my hand. Totally satisfied, I handed my test in, feeling like I had aced it. As I was heading toward the door, I happily waved goodbye to my teacher. She saw everything. FML
Today, I took a final for my law class. As I was taking the test, I noticed the girl on my left copying off me. I wrote all the wrong answers on my sheet while writing the correct answers on my desk hoping she would copy the wrong answers down. I forgot to write the correct answers on my test. FML
Today, I attempted to cheat on a test by writing some notes on my hand. During the test I had a question. I raised my hand. FML
Today, I found out why my history grade is so low: the kid in front of me takes my homework, writes his name on it, and passes it off as his own. FML
Today, I made a multiple choice exam so my friend could practice and get a good grade on his real exam. While I was helping him finish it, the teacher saw it, thought we were cheating and failed us both. FML
Today, a student turned in homework she copied off an online answer key. The wrong key. My students are too stupid to cheat right. FML
Today, my teacher "busted" me for writing down answers on my arm for a test. The so called "answers" was just a duck my little nephew had drawn on my hand the night before. She's actually trying to get me suspended over it. FML
Today, I found a notebook my 12-year-old sister had been doodling in. Turns out the "doodles" were poems full of obscenities and descriptions of how she wanted to hurt herself. When I showed it to my mom, she accused me of writing the notebook myself to frame my sister. FML
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Top comments
christian1509 21
She's going places... Definitely not college, but places.
Ilikepie82479 20
She is a criminal mastermind, watch out
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Comments (114)
tony1891 22
cheaters never prosper
ChristianH39 30
Especially not this one in particular.
CerSpence 11
If you're not cheating you're not trying :]
stingray112 24
I dunno maybe it was really dark pencil uh oh
ChocolateScyther 19
tell that to some in the corporate world
Crossing 17
Because who uses erasers anyways? pfft!
minesbiggerr 25
If you can get away with cheating then you deserve to cheat ( this excludes cheating on ones spouse or significant other )
Garnetshaddow 30
@#72 That must be the explanation for baseball! They have enough money to get away with steroid use, so it's ok to cheat! Oh right. Morality!
websraaa 6
Sorry, but I have to. Cheats never prosper*
Crispybacon1999 1
91, it's technically cheaters never prosper... he was right in the first place
thes7274473 19
Have you seen politicians these days?
Ilikepie82479 20
She is a criminal mastermind, watch out
jerryj 27
A mastermind would have scratched out the name in pen. She is just your average, petty criminal.
Akouseur 7
A mastermind would have carried whiteout on them.
christian1509 21
She's going places... Definitely not college, but places.
adamzki1999 16
I've seen this comment so many times
R3TROxLOV3 32
16, but it's just so appropriate for this situation.
Soviet_American 29
"Welcome to Mc.Donalds, how may I take your order?"
foxwasalamb 24
ugh the very rare times i actually go there, i just think of how disgusting and horrible that job must be. and then i say a prayer that ill never have to work there
Soviet_American 29
I work there.. Haha, but I'm a senior, with good grades:P Goals to go along with that!
brenton490 19
Well if you score higher end manager position I hear they make bank.
GreenDayBJAIsHot 7
#44 "I just wanna watch my figure" anyways. she is not going to make it far in highschool from what I can see...
cadillacgal79 32
Now see what she should've done is thoroughly erased said name, and wrote her own. Pshh, amateur.
Iceberg86300 14
Or just erased all doubt by copying answers and changing wording/math a bit. Changing names in any fashion is pure bush league. Handwriting style, and if math is involved, math setup and solving style is always different. Then there is the question involved of why someone who was given the test and expected to perform decently didn't even turn in the test, or performed extremely poorly if the cheating girl bothered to put the other's name on her test. “Bush league (psych out) stuff, laughable man” - The Jesus - The Big Lebowski
_taco_cat_ 20
Not a smart child
nana_star 27
Frankly I'm surprised she's gotten this far
ChristianH39 30
I read this in Castiel's voice, and it was perfect.
Brandi_Faith 34
It sounds to me like she's one of those students teacher pass because they feel bad for them and don't want to have to deal with them again next year.
Mc2013 18
When I was in HS I cheated off of the smartest kid in class, answer for answer. Still got a lower grade.
JMichael 26
He/she knew you were cheating, so they wrote wrong answers and changed them after you turned your test in.
orbit 22
One time in HS someone copied my exact answers but he failed while I got an 80. turns out the questions were in a different order on everyones test haha.
Mc2013 18
Could be, except we went over the answers together when the teacher was out of the room and I turned all the tests in.
kmccain 27
I had a teacher that did that. He got fired the next year.
kitten1800 18
When people try to cheat off me I make sure to give them the wrong answers because I hate it when people get grades they haven't worked for. Cheaters hate me but hard workers love me
simplysarcastics 26
I did that all the time because I don't work hard for people to cheat off me if I have to work so do you. So I would tell them to bug off, give wrong answers or just sit there for a bit! One guy asked me why I had an A and he had a F, I said because you didn't study. People would target the smarties and try to be our friends, sit close and cheat but I wasn't having that.
Harley326 7
Eh, I always let people copy my answers. It didn't hurt me any and it helped with their grades. They weren't going to pass anyway if the only A's they were getting were from me.
tantanpanda 26
God this pisses me off. If you're cheating, you deserve to fail. Oh, you're copying my test? that's cool, except we have different forms. If you really find cheating ok, go to a lower level class where you don't need to study to pass. My school doesn't tolerate cheating, especially AP. If you're going for college credit by examination, cheating off of someone is basically forfeiting your possible credit. Cheating off of people only hurts you, unless you're in L level (on level, whatever your school calls it) cuz that level seriously teaches nothing. oh, #7, if both you got the same failing score, either that person isn't as smart as you think they are, or you're in a really tough AP class. probably the former.
Mc2013 18
Well my goodness #98. Go sit in some ice cubes and cool down. 'cuz' your panties seem to be in a serious knot.
orbit 22
#7 said she got a "lower" score. She did t say they both failed.
cjlerch 29
Are you SURE she starts next semester? They didn't get the names mixed up?
macros 12
Future democrat.
GrinchFu1 27
Am I the only one who sees the positive in this!? She sucks at cheating and at deception... That's a good thing! She either doesn't have much practice, or she's an idiot. I'm gonna hope it's the former on this one. Lesson learned, too, I hope! Be a good person, little sis. No more cheating!!! Lol
Brandi_Faith 34
I see what you're saying and hopefully she will learn not to cheat from this experience, but the biggest issue here isn't that she cheated or that she's bad at cheating but that she's just a complete idiot. I don't know how far she can go career wise if she lacks common sense that badly. Hopefully she's one of those people that lack common sense and "street smarts" but is extremely smart in other areas; unfortunately it sounds like this isn't the case though.